RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[V]

Delgo didn't lose as much cash. Right now, Disney wants to show Zemeckis the door so bad that they're making it a point of their next shareholder meeting.

I thought the general consensus was that Zemeckis had jumped the shark with Beowulf... and has continued his decline steadily.

Granted, the technologies introduced with that film were pretty sweet, but they raped a classic. Raped it deep and hard.

[BillyG]

I dig Beowulf plenty.

[Captain Russ]

Every single one of his mocap movies has eaten all the dicks

Watching Used Cars recently just made me nostalgic for a time when he wasn't enslaved by technology

[Abraham Smashington]

I dig Beowulf plenty.

SAME.

[Ed Hocken]

Every single one of his mocap movies has eaten all the dicks

Watching Used Cars recently just made me nostalgic for a time when he wasn't enslaved by technology

Used Cars, to quote ZMF, FUCKING OWNS!

[Martin]

Beowulf sucked. Hell, the Christophe Lambert version was better!

[Abraham Smashington]

Crispin Glover FOR THE WINDOWS 7.

[V]

Beowulf sucked. Hell, the Christophe Lambert version was better!

WERD!

With a young Rhona Mitra... meow.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Dan Fogler's one of the leads and it was another Zemeckis motion-capture production. So we knew up front Mars Needs Moms was going to be shit.

[Martin]

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT DAN FOGLER'S PRESENCE IS A SIGN OF POOR QUALITY!

[FilmNerdJamie]

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT DAN FOGLER'S PRESENCE IS A SIGN OF POOR QUALITY!

SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!

[Ed Hocken]

Dan Fogler: The extremly poor and I mean below the poverty line man's Jonah Hill.

[Martin]

I was gonna go with Dan Fogler: The Fat Rob Schneider, but yours work too.

[Ed Hocken]

If Fogler was thin, you'd be right. But if you're a young fat white guy doing comedy, you're Jonah Hill by default

[V]

You're under the assumption that everyone finds Jonah Hill funny...

Personally, I find him as entertaining as having a boil lanced.