RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

I was expecting HAIRY FEET, with a music number featuring a CG Robin Williams troll that farts on cue.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES

[FilmNerdJamie]

Fuck me. Kurtwood Smith as Siskel and John Candy as Ebert.

I apologize. Kurtwood Smith as Siskel and Brian Dennehy as Ebert. Done.

[V]

David Paymer as Siskel... Orson Welles as Ebert.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Love me some Paymer. But Siskel has to be the loose-canon take-no-nonsense ass-kicker. Can't see it in him.

[Matt]

J.K. Simmons for Siskel, Michael Chiklis for Ebert.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Speaking of Siskel & Ebert, this should help spike my low blood sugar.

http://siskelandebert.org/

[Abraham Smashington]

BOOURNS

I really wanted to see Joseph in this one. He seemed to be having fun in the first one. And damn the haters, the first one was fun as fuck.

[Matt]

I love all three Bourne films, even the first one. They definitely kick it up a notch with 2 and 3, but the first one is a damned fine film with really only one duff moment (the plummet).

[Abraham Smashington]

I love all three Bourne films, even the first one. They definitely kick it up a notch with 2 and 3, but the first one is a damned fine film with really only one duff moment (the plummet).

[Nathan]

Can't wait to see them on Blu.

[Abraham Smashington]

wut wut wut

[B_Metal]

That gif kills me every time. So much so that I haven't stolen it. That says a lot.

[Matt]

ah, my error

your link of BOOURNS made me think that you were talking about the Bourne films yeah I know I should have clicked the link sorry my fault no big deal move along nothing to see here please disperse.

'G.I. Joe' was fun. Not a good movie but a FUN movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT. Transformers and GI JOE make a perfect drunken double feature.