RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

Sucker Punch Goes into Diabetic Coma with Eye-Candy on Trailer #3

I'll smang it.

[BillyG]

Amazzzzzzzing.

[PHEDG]

Yeah, that looks awesome. But I swear the drummer for the Silversun Pickups knows only one beat.

So this.

[Martin]

Yeah, that looks awesome. But I swear the drummer for the Silversun Pickups knows only one beat.

Soooo true. Saw them live. Beside Lazy Eyes, they're not that great, and I liked their 2nd album.

[BillyG]

Brittany ran into my gameroom and goes "OMG I MET THAT SINGER BEFORE HE WAS IN THAT BAND" and she told me who it was. Never heard of these Silversun Pickups before that.

[Abraham Smashington]

Still want to fuck Sucker Punch into my eyesockets.

[Martin]

I want SUCKER PUNCH SO HOARD.

Hoping that Sucker Punch will be a deep Inception-like or Matrix-like action fest is like wanting a pornstar to be a good conversationalist. The chances are slim.

[BillyG]

Empire this month has a big spread on it, and my god is Emily Browning amazing.

[Matt]

It LOOKS good, but LOOKS will only get you so far if the plot isn't there. I remain unconvinced.

[Martin]

There's a plot in this?

[Matt]

There's a plot in this?

I just want to CARE about what's going on...be actively involved in the film rather than merely having the visuals wash over me. I don't have any frickin' clue as to what the actual plot of the film is at this point.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't care about plot in movies like this. Plot just bogs shit down. Just give me hot chicks, explosions, robots and more hot chicks.

[Martin]

I just want to CARE about what's going on...be actively involved in the film rather than merely having the visuals wash over me. I don't have any frickin' clue as to what the actual plot of the film is at this point.

See below.

I don't care about plot in movies like this. Plot just bogs shit down. Just give me hot chicks, explosions, robots and more hot chicks.

This. If the plot works, it's a plus.

[Abraham Smashington]

I have simple tastes.

[Matt]

'HOT CHICKS EXPLODING THINGS', the movie. Coming...in a theater near you.