Let me try to pull everything together.
Spoiler: Lights please.
AQUAMAN
Aquaman is basically dudebro Harry Potter. Movie opens on Aquaman's mom washing up on shore in 1985. She meets human dad and they fuck for dudebro Aquaman.
Black Manta shows up as a Crossbones style merc, but the real villain is Ocean Master (Orm). Ocean Master has staged a coup in Atlantis and everyone is fighting for The Throne. Mera leads a popular insurgency to bring back the true King.
Meanwhile, Aquaman is a kid growing up in the 90s and early 00s learning that he can manipulate water and cause local sealife to go nuts.
Eventually, Ocean Master learns that a true King exists so he sends Black Manta and The Trench after Arthur Curry. Aquaman's dad dies, but Arthur Curry finds himself thrust into his destiny. Vulko (Willem Dafoe) betrays Ocean Master and helps Mera get Arthur Curry ready to take over. More fights and Aquaman eventually gets a chain mail version of his traditional outfit. Aquaman claims some sort of trident, takes control of Atlantis and has Ocean Master imprisoned.
DEADPOOL 2
Purple haired girl is a new character that Ryan Reynolds is claiming to have created (hence the script co-write credit). She's Negasonic Teenage Warhead's girlfriend.
X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX
Jessica Chastain is playing Agent Smith/Lilandra. But, there are no Shiar in the movie. Lilandra is a Skrull sent to investigate Jean Grey becoming the Phoenix. So, Marvel and FOX have another showdown on shared characters coming up again.
STAR WARS STANDALONES
The idea of a Kenobi film is dying off hard. Guillermo del Toro is walking from a ton of stuff post Oscars. So, the old Trank idea of making an anthology movie about a fixed topic is coming back hard. They reached out to Coogler, but he's not being shared by Marvel/Feige.
BLACK PANTHER 2
Sequel is getting fast-tracked. Feige wants to use it to finally work in Namor. Seeing as how it will be a loose adaptation of DoomWar without Dr. Doom, they're going to use Namor as a stand-in.
VENOM
The script is awful. The movie is so cheap. Most of the film will be Tom Hardy barely using the symbiote. The finale is where he finally goes full symbiote, but the whole thing stinks of no money for the FX. There are hints of the early 90s symbiote family popping up. But, there is a setup at the end for Carnage.
GREEN LANTERN CORPS
WB is about to offer GLC to Chris McQuarrie and most of his Mission Impossible crew.
INDY 5
New Indiana Jones shoots in the UK in Spring 2019. Basically, Spielberg is going to shoot West Side Story take a few months off and then roll right into Indy.
PET SEMETARY
Full novel adaptation to shoot in Toronto during the Late Summer. Cast and other announcements are upcoming. They might wait until San Diego to make it public.
AVENGERS SHIT
Apparently, Renner will be playing Ronin and not Hawkeye in one of these flicks.
AQUAMAN
Aquaman is basically dudebro Harry Potter. Movie opens on Aquaman's mom washing up on shore in 1985. She meets human dad and they fuck for dudebro Aquaman.
Black Manta shows up as a Crossbones style merc, but the real villain is Ocean Master (Orm). Ocean Master has staged a coup in Atlantis and everyone is fighting for The Throne. Mera leads a popular insurgency to bring back the true King.
Meanwhile, Aquaman is a kid growing up in the 90s and early 00s learning that he can manipulate water and cause local sealife to go nuts.
Eventually, Ocean Master learns that a true King exists so he sends Black Manta and The Trench after Arthur Curry. Aquaman's dad dies, but Arthur Curry finds himself thrust into his destiny. Vulko (Willem Dafoe) betrays Ocean Master and helps Mera get Arthur Curry ready to take over. More fights and Aquaman eventually gets a chain mail version of his traditional outfit. Aquaman claims some sort of trident, takes control of Atlantis and has Ocean Master imprisoned.
DEADPOOL 2
Purple haired girl is a new character that Ryan Reynolds is claiming to have created (hence the script co-write credit). She's Negasonic Teenage Warhead's girlfriend.
X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX
Jessica Chastain is playing Agent Smith/Lilandra. But, there are no Shiar in the movie. Lilandra is a Skrull sent to investigate Jean Grey becoming the Phoenix. So, Marvel and FOX have another showdown on shared characters coming up again.
STAR WARS STANDALONES
The idea of a Kenobi film is dying off hard. Guillermo del Toro is walking from a ton of stuff post Oscars. So, the old Trank idea of making an anthology movie about a fixed topic is coming back hard. They reached out to Coogler, but he's not being shared by Marvel/Feige.
BLACK PANTHER 2
Sequel is getting fast-tracked. Feige wants to use it to finally work in Namor. Seeing as how it will be a loose adaptation of DoomWar without Dr. Doom, they're going to use Namor as a stand-in.
VENOM
The script is awful. The movie is so cheap. Most of the film will be Tom Hardy barely using the symbiote. The finale is where he finally goes full symbiote, but the whole thing stinks of no money for the FX. There are hints of the early 90s symbiote family popping up. But, there is a setup at the end for Carnage.
GREEN LANTERN CORPS
WB is about to offer GLC to Chris McQuarrie and most of his Mission Impossible crew.
INDY 5
New Indiana Jones shoots in the UK in Spring 2019. Basically, Spielberg is going to shoot West Side Story take a few months off and then roll right into Indy.
PET SEMETARY
Full novel adaptation to shoot in Toronto during the Late Summer. Cast and other announcements are upcoming. They might wait until San Diego to make it public.
AVENGERS SHIT
Apparently, Renner will be playing Ronin and not Hawkeye in one of these flicks.
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