RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Martin]

I remember liking Stardust despite Claire Danes. Cox and Deniro. That I remember.

[Captain Russ]

YOU WERE AWFUL

[Captain Russ]

Despite Deniro?

What the fuck Marty?

[Martin]

No no. Despite Danes.

I remember Cox AND Deniro. I liked them. There's a dot between Danes and Cox.


Also: STOP OVERREACTING YOU FUCKING WEIGHTLIFTING TWAT AMD GET OFF THE JUICE IT'S BAD FOR YOUR BALLS

[Captain Russ]

I DIDN'T SEE THE COMMA YOU SYRUP CHUGGER

[Martin]

IT'S A FUCK YOU COMMA.

A FUCK YOU AND CLAIRE DANES' UGLY MUG COMMA.

Look what you made me do Russ!

[Captain Russ]

I'M SORRY

[gravedigger]

New/old rumor re: Thanos is TURRIBLE.

[Matt]

what's the rumor?

[Captain Russ]

He isn't coming, is he?

[gravedigger]

This-

http://andersonvision.com/arnold-sch...axy-old-rumor/

[Martin]

He isn't coming, is he?

She didn't cup the balls, apparently.

[Captain Russ]

Bwahahahawat

That's the silliest fucking thing I've heard today.

(The rumor not the violation of human fucking decency)

[Anderson]

This-

http://andersonvision.com/arnold-sch...axy-old-rumor/

It caught me off guard until I realized that I heard it before. So, I put it into context. I still think it's a fake.

[Anderson]

and I got 100% confirmation that it was a fake on the smartphone last night.

Also, got tipped off to something else. Depending on energy levels for the day, I might run it. If not, meh.