"We were in this movie theater in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid tearing tickets. And he says "Lethal Weapon 5? Lethal Weapon 5!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Hocken said "Yeah." And we went to see the film, and the film sucked, and we watched this piece of shit, fucking blew our lunches all over the place. And Ed's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of his snacks all over me, just...
[Takes off his bandolier]
like this, and I'm tryin' to pull it off, you know, my friend's food that's all over me! I've got popcorn, Zagnuts and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Vinny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' keys! I can't find your keys!"
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
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'G.I. Joe 2' will supposedly feature the return of Stephen Sommers in the director's chair.
I can but hope!
Can't shake the feeling that Joseph "Born to Play Hocken" Gordon-Levitt's probably not gonna be commanding any Cobras this time out, though. More's the pity. He was perfect.
Our Tim's just making it look easy now, isn't he?!
"The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." -Anonymous
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