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  • #5611
    THEY DON'T USE KUNG FU IN JAPAN GODDAMMIT
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #5612
      lulz.

      Tell me more about the magical white samurais.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #5613
        IT STILL AIN'T KUNG FU.

        And Rob, if Tom Cruise portrayed a samurai, I'll buy Keanu Reeve as one, or even Jamie Foxx.
        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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        • #5614
          Whoa.
          Originally posted by Ari
          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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          • #5615
            I'll buy the scenario if that's Ted Theodore Logan who time-travelled back to impersonate Qui Gon Jinn in medieval Japan.
            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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            • #5616
              Originally posted by Martin View Post
              IT STILL AIN'T KUNG FU.

              And Rob, if Tom Cruise portrayed a samurai, I'll buy Keanu Reeve as one, or even Jamie Foxx.
              THAT'S THE JOKE.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #5617
                Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                Its in Lucasfilm stock actually.

                So, you're the Disney mole!

                This is about to turn into The Departed.
                My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


                Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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                • #5618
                  Originally posted by Ari
                  The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                  • #5619
                    Originally posted by Martin View Post
                    IT STILL AIN'T KUNG FU.

                    And Rob, if Tom Cruise portrayed a samurai, I'll buy Keanu Reeve as one, or even Jamie Foxx.
                    Cruise? Bah. Keanu? Meh. Richard Chamberlain in Shogun trumps all. Why, ye may ask?

                    Because he appeared opposite Toshiro Motherfuckin' Mifune, yo.

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                    • #5620
                      Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                      Cruise? Bah. Keanu? Meh. Richard Chamberlain in Shogun trumps all. Why, ye may ask?

                      Because he appeared opposite Toshiro Motherfuckin' Mifune, yo.

                      Forgot about him, but I only read the book. I don't remember him weilding a katana though.
                      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                      • #5621
                        That was a great fucking miniseries. I loved it then, and I own it on DVD and have watched it a couple of times. Seriously, it's great.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #5622
                          Originally posted by Martin View Post
                          I'll buy the scenario if that's Ted Theodore Logan who time-travelled back to impersonate Qui Gon Jinn in medieval Japan.
                          I would watch this movie.

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                          • #5623
                            I'll watch all the magical white samurai's and I'll love them if I want to!!!
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #5624
                              Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                              I'll watch all the magical white samurai's and I'll love them if I want to!!!


                              Yojimbo would have words with you, Jersh.

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                              • #5625
                                Yo, jimbo. Get off my cloud.

                                White samurai only.

                                Signed,

                                John Wayne
                                Me quick one want slow

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