RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Martin]

I hope he goes further than he did for Thunderbirds.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Uh... how racist was he in Thunderbirds?

[Martin]

His pseudo-indian Hood really was offensive all around, not just racially. If not, I demand Kingsley in full-Sexy Beast mode.

I just think he's gonna go toward the Hood...

[Matt]

Good God that new trailer for THE LONE RANGER is bad. Disastrously bad.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Would love for this to go down as the Heaven's Gate of modern blockbusters. Unfortunately John Carter already fit that bill.

This will flop hard nevertheless.

[Matt]

I want it to surpass JOHN CARTER on the flop-ometer. Seriously, this does not look like a quality production...it looks like WILD WILD WEST 2.

[Martin]

I want it to surpass JOHN CARTER on the flop-ometer. Seriously, this does not look like a quality production...it looks like WILD WILD WEST 2.

This. Carter wasn't that bad.

Lone Ranger looks so fucking awful I want it to fail.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Carter was great. Marketing shit the bed is all. Played like a case of the new regime inheriting the old regime's flick and not giving two shits.

[Abraham Smashington]

I kind of liked that trailer actually. Not sure why, but I did.

[Anderson]

How racist is Kingley gonna go for Mandarin?

Since they're keeping their adaptations to Modern Marvel, he'll be an Asian crime lord that can't exactly remember his life prior to the rings.

Think Osama Bin Ramen Noodle.

[Anderson]

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That's just one of the armors in the movie. You will hit armor saturation.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Sounds delicious yet cheap.

[Anderson]

Sounds delicious yet cheap.

Well, let's see what has changed since Iron Man 2.

1) Big change in direction
2) Stan Winston died.
3) Marvel has taken over more of direct production control.
4) The Avengers made more money than God.

Spectacle's going to get a workout.

[Captain Russ]

That's just one of the armors in the movie. You will hit armor saturation.

Please tell me there will be Hulkbuster armor one day.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Well, let's see what has changed since Iron Man 2.

1) Big change in direction
2) Stan Winston died.
3) Marvel has taken over more of direct production control.
4) The Avengers made more money than God.

Spectacle's going to get a workout.

I was referring to your ramen noodles analogy on Mandarin.