RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Matt]

"Daddy, what's a 'Fulci?'"

"Funny you should ask, kiddo..."

Made me laugh out loud.

[Abraham Smashington]

Tonight we will find a better representation, although that first ep of Walking Dead is actually pretty good despite it's super failtastic approach later on.

The first episode is amazing. No worries about that. The OG Dawn may be a good one as it's not filled with over the top gore, but has some good zombie attacks and I loved it as a kid.

[Abraham Smashington]

and if you get him started early he won't dismiss it and pull a Hocken.

[Ben Thomas]

The OG Dawn may be a good one as it's not filled with over the top gore...

[B_Metal]

The first episode is amazing. No worries about that. The OG Dawn may be a good one as it's not filled with over the top gore, but has some good zombie attacks and I loved it as a kid.

Yeah, I was looking for all of the OG flicks but none are on instant. So in the disc queue they go. Also believe it or not the gore only bothers him if it's an animal like the horse in ep one of The Walking Dead. Thankfully he understood that the horse was never hurt and that the "guts" were not from the live animal he saw prior to the attack. He's actually pretty well adjusted to that aspect and knowing what's real and what's not.

The biggest problem is finding one that's not filled with "fuck" and tits. I'm all for him loving zombies but I don't want him high five'ing me on some righteous tits just yet. He IS only 6.

and if you get him started early he won't dismiss it and pull a Hocken.

THIS my lord THIS so much. It's the first thing I thought, "My boy, he's no Hocken."

[B_Metal]

Oh and we ended up watching The Horde today. He came to me and was like "dad, it's a zombie movie, I don't REALLY need the words do I?" Lulz. I wanted to explain that yeah he does but I got excited at the thought of watching another zombie flick with him so I was like "Nah, you'll get it" and started it right up.

I'll probably let him finish season 1 of Walking Dead but after that I don't think I could sit through it again much less put him through that.

[Anderson]

While not a Zombie movie, have him try on Monster Brawl.

Pro-Wrestling mixed with monsters with people gambling on it. Not that bad and it sports a weird cast. Dave Foley, Lance Henriksen and Jimmy "The Mouth" Hart.

[B_Metal]

Good deal, will probably run that one by him and see what he thinks. He's funny as shit, last night I was running through all the stuff he'd like to watch. Zombies? Check, Ghosts? Check, Werewolves? Check, Vampires? "No dad, that's boring." Lulz He's freaking 6 and he has an opinion on what "scary" flicks he likes.

[Timothy225]

Vampires are boring, true, but some of the Hammer flicks had very hot victims. He'll appreciate that when he hits puberty, Josh.

[Abraham Smashington]

What I meant to say was realistic gore. Yeah it's over the top but the zombies are blue and the blood is orange haha. Plus he already saw The Walking Dead which has way more realistic gore compared to Savini's work in Dawn. It wasn't until Day that he perfected the zombie gore.

[Bobby Bear]

Made me laugh out loud.

Thank you, sir!

[PHEDG]

Paramount Delays "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

[Anderson]

Ingrid Alert:

Rob Zombie is a few weeks away from signing on to do a feature version of the Broad Street Bullies.

[Abraham Smashington]

curious

[Timothy225]

This mean we'll get Bill Moseley as Gary Dornhoefer?