RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Ed Hocken]

Sounds like DiCaprio is getting The Devil in White City off the ground.

Book was great and it's amazing there never has been a movie about H.H. Holmes.

[Ed Hocken]

Most likely a BS rumor but it's hilarious and yet horrifying at the same time.

Zac Efron to take leading role in Akira

[Matt]

It won't happen.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...

If it DID happen, I'd think that Zach Snyder could probably do a good job of it.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't hate the kid. Better than Leo in that movie.

[Ed Hocken]

I just don't think it's a feasbile thing to pull off i.e. Live Action Akira.

The effects at the end are going to make people vomit in the theater.

[Matt]

The effects at the end are going to make people vomit in the theater.

In a perfect world, they'd get Rob Bottin to do the finale in practical effects.

[V]

Most likely a BS rumor but it's hilarious and yet horrifying at the same time.

Zac Efron to take leading role in Akira

Ed...

In the words of my generation...



UP YOURS!

How dare you, sir! How fucking dare you ruin what good mood I had by posting this!



If each of these pistols held a million rounds each, it still would not be enough to do the job I have in mind for you!

Rest assured... revenge will come. Not now, mind you... but when you are secure in your new job. When your life is filled with friends and fun and hope and security... I will come and take all of it away from you.

Good day, sir!

[Ed Hocken]

Don't blame me, blame the echo chambers of Hollywood.

In a perfect world, they'd get Rob Bottin to do the finale in practical effects.

I'd have to agree. Hell, if this movie didn't have such a massive scope, this would be right up David Cronenberg's alley.

[Abraham Smashington]

FFFUUUCCCKKK....A Cronenberg Akira?

CAME.

[Ed Hocken]

*Dusts hands*

I've done my job for the day.

PLAY ME OFF, JOHNNY!

[Matt]

Yeah, a Cronenberg 'Akira' would be...something. I'm trying to wrap my head around how it would turn out.

[V]

Yeah, a Cronenberg 'Akira' would be...something. I'm trying to wrap my head around how it would turn out.

I just did... and I felt something pop in my head.

Ow!

My brains hurt.

Thanks again, Ed...



UP YOURS!

[Matt]

The first look at Karl Urban as Judge Dredd.

[Abraham Smashington]

Looks just like Sly.

[Captain Russ]

But at least this time he'll LEAVE THE FUCKING HELMET ON