RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[teledork]

*dons flameproof suit* fucking HATED that book. Fuck rich white people.

I loved that book. Fuck rich white people.

Not all that taken with the new trailer, though. I swear to God, Leo doesn't look like anything approaching an adult to me. Ever.

I think it's residual baggage from Titanic or Gilbert Grape. Or the thought of that little fucker nibbling Bar Rafaeli for so long.

[Captain Russ]

Forever a babby face.

[gravedigger]

*dons flameproof suit* fucking HATED that book. Fuck rich white people.

FOREVER MY BRO

[Abraham Smashington]

awwwww yeaaaaaaa

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[B_Metal]

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For you Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

So Gary Oldman is creating Robocop. Neat.

[B_Metal]

That's cool, I think he'd make a better Clarence Boddicker though.

[Timothy225]

Much as I dig Oldman, I wonder... can he fill the shoes of the acting powerhouse that is Miguel Ferrer? Indeed, can anyone?

[Ben Thomas]

I know nothing about Gatsby - never read it, nor seen the Redford film.

But Leo and Baz sure cut a nice trailer. Colour me interested.

[BillyG]

I know nothing about Gatsby - never read it, nor seen the Redford film.

You're a lucky bastard to have been across the pond and avoided 7th grade English. Spent an entire 6 weeks "dissecting" that shit.

[BillyG]

Great Gatsby is the Drake of American novels.

[Ben Thomas]

Yeesh.

[Matt]

I never read GATSBY either. Not sure how i dodged that bullet.

[Abraham Smashington]

You're a lucky bastard to have been across the pond and avoided 7th grade English. Spent an entire 6 weeks "dissecting" that shit.

Fuck, we didn't get to it until Senior year if I remember correctly. Hated the book so I spent the whole class hitting on this preppie chick in front of me. Took 3 months but I finally got a beej from her. That's about the only good thing I got from that book. Still aced the final exam on it and all, but the book did nothing for me.

[Captain Russ]

Gatsby got you head, you jaded fucker.

It isn't a bad book at all. At least it wasn't The Fountainhead or some other atrocious shit, like Beloved where they then PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCED YOU TO READ AND ANALYZE.