RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Martin]

That's MY government.

[Ed Hocken]

Alright,

And now back to my faux-rage over Len Wiseman trying to remake Total Recall.

[Martin]

I'm more upset Len Wiseman has the option of fucking Kate Beckinsale every fucking night.

[Timothy225]

Fucking Kate Beckinsale every fucking night is a sacred duty, not an option. Least it would be if it were me doing the fucking.

Anywho, LW5? Yeah, not needed, and I really, REALLY, can't see there's any demand from Joe Public for more Riggs and Murtaugh hijinks.

Bieber biopic? Uh, why? Kid's what 15? 16? What exactly will I learn from such a film? The awe of his first pube? The glorious day he could use the potty by himself? That fantastic summer when he discovered girls aren't icky? The day he completed Halo? His journey of self-discovery being complete when he was allowed to stay up past 11?

I mean, hey, strike while the iron's hot, but c'mon - this kid's got as much of a future as Jimmy Osmond did.

ETA: Hollywood wants to make a biopic, do one on Brian Blessed, damn it!

[V]

Fucking Kate Beckinsale every fucking night is a sacred duty, not an option. Least it would be if it were me doing the fucking.

Anywho, LW5? Yeah, not needed, and I really, REALLY, can't see there's any demand from Joe Public for more Riggs and Murtaugh hijinks.

Bieber biopic? Uh, why? Kid's what 15? 16? What exactly will I learn from such a film? The awe of his first pube? The glorious day he could use the potty by himself? That fantastic summer when he discovered girls aren't icky? The day he completed Halo? His journey of self-discovery being complete when he was allowed to stay up past 11?

I mean, hey, strike while the iron's hot, but c'mon - this kid's got as much of a future as Jimmy Osmond did.

ETA: Hollywood wants to make a biopic, do one on Brian Blessed, damn it!

POST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!

[Matt]

POST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!

Tim and Ben have both been on fire today.

[Ed Hocken]

Ya damn right

[Timothy225]

Hey, reading the news gives me all the material I ever need. Thanks for the kudos!

I will say, though, that I wish I could've sat in the boardroom when some asshole in a suit proposed the idea for a LW5 or Bieber biopic. Oh, I'd so be DeNiro in The Untouchables at that point.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm still irritated by the idea of a Total Recall remake. You do not fuck with Paul Verhoven!

[Matt]

Regarding LW5: Moltisanti just destroyed me with this over on CHUD:

It would be a stroke of genius if Dalton was cast as the bad guy.

[Nathan]

Regarding LW5: Moltisanti just destroyed me with this over on CHUD:

mindblown

[Ed Hocken]

Not gonna lie, it took me a second to realize he wasn't talking about a Hot Fuzz homage.

[Nathan]

[Ed Hocken]

If I made Bale laugh, it must be a good day.

[Matt]

'G.I. Joe 2' will supposedly feature the return of Stephen Sommers in the director's chair.