RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Timothy225]

I enjoyed the first Austin Powers flick, too, as well as the first sequel. Goldmember was OK, but the jokes were running on vapors by that point.

[Abraham Smashington]

I have partaken in the herbal medication once or 37 times in my life and never once did it make a shitty movie better.

Then you needed better stuff.

[Matt]

I enjoyed the first Austin Powers flick, too, as well as the first sequel. Goldmember was OK, but the jokes were running on vapors by that point.

Hated the second film. The tent scene was funny but that's it...the rest was essentially a remake of the first film as far as jokes go. I actually preferred the third one over the second.

[B_Metal]

RE: ROB'S ULTRA WEED
Why didn't you get high for Drive then MR. THE GOOD STUFF MAKES ERRRYTHING BETTER?!?!?

I've had good weed and yeah it made me laugh harder at time where before I wouldn't but if this supposed BETTER weed makes you like Master of disguise then no thanks bro. You smoke that and tell us all about it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Once again, I liked Drive. I feel that everyone skips that important part.

And I didn't mean it will make a shitty movie better, but it will make watching a shitty movie better.

[Ben Thomas]

And I didn't mean it will make a shitty movie better, but it will make watching a shitty movie better.

That actually makes sense.

[Captain Russ]

Once again, I liked Drive. I feel that everyone skips that important part.

And I didn't mean it will make a shitty movie better, but it will make watching a shitty movie better.

But why didn't you buy a stupid fucking scorpion jacket like everyone else and their deluded mother?

That's all I'm asking.

[Matt]

Or you could just...you know...not watch shitty movies more than once.

[B_Metal]

Once again, I liked Drive. I feel that everyone skips that important part.

And I didn't mean it will make a shitty movie better, but it will make watching a shitty movie better.

I know you liked Drive but if you were high on that good shit you would have enjoyed not loving it much better.

[Matt]

The only scorpion jacket that I'm buying has Klaus Meine, Rudolph Schenker, and Matthias Jabs on it.

[Captain Russ]

Or you could just...you know...not watch shitty movies more than once.

They look great on blu.

[Captain Russ]

The only scorpion jacket that I'm buying has Klaus Meine, Rudolph Schenker, and Matthias Jabs on it.

That's a nerd of a different color. You and The Hoff should have matching piano-key scarves.

[Abraham Smashington]

Or you could just...you know...not watch shitty movies more than once.

I don't. Legitimately shitty movies do not get a second pass. And when I say legitimately I mean based on my own criteria.

[Martin]

I'll defend the hell out of the first AUSTIN POWERS film, mainly for Dr. Evil. He became a stupid caricature in the sequels, but he was brilliant as a Lorne Michaels riff in that first one.

Got you back on that first Austin Powers movie. ONLY the first.

The only thing that made me smiles for the rest of the movies were Rob Lowe.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Chronicle 2.

Sigh.