RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Ed Hocken]

Some people say Warren Beatty was their James Bondstein. Others say Elliot Gould during the 70s. Hell, I'll even give it up for Leonard Nimoy's attempt at the role in "On Her Majesty's Secret Kinish".

Personally, I'm a Ron Perlman man all the way. He ruled in "The Living Jewlights" and "Licence to Lend".

Real shame Eric Bana hasn't had another chance to go beyond what he did in "Quantum of Shalom".

[Ben Thomas]

See what you've done, Matt? Created a sea of win.

[V]

Fyvush Fikel OWNED as Chaim Jewfinger, a pawn shop owner who aspires to world domination.

[Matt]

I was rather impressed with Mel Gibson's turn as Drax in 'Jewraker'.

[Timothy225]

Yes, but never forget the performance Topol brought every time he appeared as Blofeld. Just look at his work in You Only Have a BarMitzvha Twice! The music was so good you could plotz!

[Nathan]

I was rather impressed with Mel Gibson's turn as Drax in 'Jewraker'.

Totally against type.

[Matt]

I never cared for Barbra's appearance as Knishy Galore, though. too shrill.

[V]

Should we change the thread name to 'Jew-mor Control'?

[Ed Hocken]

Anyone else think that Neil Diamond's work as Professor Joe Butchowitz was surreal?

[Martin]

Dr. Jew
From Israel with Love
Jewfinger
Thungerjew
You only have a BarMitzvha Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Knish
Draedels are Forever
Live and Let Jew
The Jew with the Golden Bank
The Jew Who Loved Me
Jewraker
For Your Jew Only
OctoJewy
A View to a Jew
The Living Jewlights
License to Lend
Goldenheeb
Tomorrow Never Jews
The Jew is not Enough
Jew Another Day

My God, this is full of stars.

[Matt]

The Dark Knight Rises.

Yeah, don't care for that title at all.

[BillyG]

Yea, weird title. But after all the money and press "The Dark Knight" got, it had to be in the title.

[Abraham Smashington]

GIVE ME CLAYFACE.

[Ed Hocken]

There's not going to be Clayface.

I do however like the idea of Tom Hardy being a villian in this movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

No shit Ed.

But I also don't really need this movie to exist anyway. Especially if the Riddler isn't going to be in it.