RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[BillyG]

Gimli son of I don't give a shit all you want.

A nap is a better use of resources than another trip to the Middle Earth well.

I'll be napping under an enchanted forest after I get that Gray Havens pussy.

[FilmNerdJamie]

For the record, I love the Rings trilogy.

But this whole "Let's split the Hobbit into two, three-hour movies" is 100% Grade-A bullshit.

[Captain Russ]

I'll be napping under an enchanted forest after I get that Gray Havens pussy.

You have transcended the plane of nerdery and rehymenated yourself.

[Captain Russ]

I still enjoy most of the LOTR stuff, but some of that shit is just terrible. Pippin singing. The pillow fights at Hobbiton Fraternity. Pippin speaking. Arwen speaking. Frodo almost jizzing his pants every time he might lose his butthole gardener. Denethor not getting blown up AND set on fire THEN doing the Wile E. Coyote leap of faith. The multiple endings, each more boring than the last.

It's gonna be more than one movie? Fucking get outta here. Awful.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I still enjoy most of the LOTR stuff, but some of that shit is just terrible. Pippin singing. The pillow fights at Hobbiton Fraternity. Pippin speaking. Arwen speaking. Frodo almost jizzing his pants every time he might lose his butthole gardener. Denethor not getting blown up AND set on fire THEN doing the Wile E. Coyote leap of faith. The multiple endings, each more boring than the last.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Kevin Smith...

[Captain Russ]

I find it hard to disagree with part of his assessment of the films (though the complete dismissal of them is a bit much). I still enjoy most of what's there, but there are niggling aspects that are absolutely cringeworthy throughout and only get worse with age.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Smith...hmm...*Stops*

It'll...be interesting to hear all the people who start coming out and shit talking him once he croaks. After all the public bad-mouthing he's done over the years.

[Captain Russ]

I'll badmouth him while he's still alive.

He's a fucking crybaby narcissist in jorts.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I guarantee you Smith's big mouth is why he never got much else offers-wise outside of his fanbase. No studio in their right mind want to deal with him and his blabbing about all of Mom and Dad's business months later at a college Q&A and/or one of his 25 weekly podcasts.

[Ari]

Wha? I can't wait to see The Hobbit, yet I show up here and find a bunch of dwarf cocks limply swaying in the breeze. Sure, I'm worried it may have prequelnitus, but it's not like Lucas is directing it or something.

[BillyG]

Ari is my Sam.

[B_Metal]

Hobbit = meh

[Ari]

Billy is my Legolas.

[PHEDG]

Can't wait to see more of my kind on the big screen.

[BillyG]

My elf eyes see a sexy Israelite.