RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[FilmNerdJamie]

[Captain Russ]

Release date shifts.

Hobbit won't be ready and Superman will. So they'll switch. That's the rumblings going around.

Huh? So when is which one getting what? Where the hell am I? Whose shoe is this? Blooballs is getting a holiday one yeah? Who gives a flying fuck about The Hobbit again? (sorry Bill)

[BillyG]

Who gives a flying fuck about The Hobbit again? (sorry Bill)

You just wait until I'm wielding Baine's axe!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Who gives a flying fuck about The Hobbit again? (sorry Bill)

[Captain Russ]

Back atcha buddy

[FilmNerdJamie]

You'd have to ask Troy but anything about a Hobbit teaser next month is something I don't know diddly dick about.

[Anderson]

No teaser as far as I know. John Carter will start early screenings in January, though.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Huh? So when is which one getting what?

Superman - Christmas 2012.
The Hobbit(s) - Christmas 2013 & 2014.

[Captain Russ]

I'll give you one guess as to which one will fucking slap everyone's shit and which one I couldn't even be arsed to take out back and shoot in the short face.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'll give you one guess as to which one will fucking slap everyone's shit and which one I couldn't even be arsed to take out back and shoot in the short face.

[Ben Thomas]

I don't get it.

[Captain Russ]

The toy is the Hobbit.

Tom Hanks is everyone in the world not named Billy.

[BillyG]

The toy is the Hobbit.

Tom Hanks is everyone in the world not named Billy.

I'm gonna get so muscley and Gimli son of Gloin your ass.

[Captain Russ]

Gimli son of I don't give a shit all you want.

A nap is a better use of resources than another trip to the Middle Earth well.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahahahah.