Any tasty Trek 2 news I might have missed lately? J.J.'s back and...? Or is that about it?
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A day in the life of JJ Abrams...
8am. Wakes up. Blowjob.
8:30am. Answers knock at the door. Receives a suitcase full of cash from a Paramount exec.
9am. Decides what color Lamborghini to drive that day. Goes to work.
10am. Greets secretary. Blowjob.
noon. Attends pitch meeting. Gets halfway through pitch when the execs faint from bliss. Signs on for another project.
1pm. Lunch. Blowjob.
2pm. Decides to tease his dans with Star Trek news. Giggles maniacally for hours.
5pm. Attends another premiere or junket. Every need is.catered to. Blowjob. Cocaine.
11pm. Giggles himself to bed.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Cool. Thanks for the info, Jamie!
That was incredible, Matt. I laughed and I laughed.
Just pure greed on the oral front though. The monster."The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous
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Originally posted by Matt View PostA day in the life of JJ Abrams...
8am. Wakes up. Blowjob.
8:30am. Answers knock at the door. Receives a suitcase full of cash from a Paramount exec.
9am. Decides what color Lamborghini to drive that day. Goes to work.
10am. Greets secretary. Blowjob.
noon. Attends pitch meeting. Gets halfway through pitch when the execs faint from bliss. Signs on for another project.
1pm. Lunch. Blowjob.
2pm. Decides to tease his dans with Star Trek news. Giggles maniacally for hours.
5pm. Attends another premiere or junket. Every need is.catered to. Blowjob. Cocaine.
11pm. Giggles himself to bed.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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What? Twitter is blocked.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Originally posted by Matt View PostWhat? Twitter is blocked.Originally posted by AriThe only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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Nolan is a massive fan of Blade Runner, which...I don't know. On one hand maybe he thinks he can do it better, or just wants to dip his pen in the inkwell of that world, but on the other hand I could see him going "nope, I love that film way too much to muck about with another." I'd rather him rip off another Duck Tales comic myself. That worked pretty well.
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I'd watch a film of his set in that universe, though. Don' t remake the damned thing.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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