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  • #3721
    Speaking of Django, its been like...a month since Variety broke that Kevin Costner had exited the production and TOLDJA is now claiming the exact same info as an exclusive. Fucktards. One of these days bigger sites will grow a dick and two balls and stop linking to em.
    Originally posted by Ari
    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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    • #3722
      Who?

      What the hell is a "Toldja?"

      What a grating name.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #3723
        TOLDJA = Deadline Hollywood.
        Originally posted by Ari
        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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        • #3724
          Oh.

          What's a "Deadline Hollywood?"

          Dumb name.

          Every single one of these sites has a stupid fucking name.* Ain't it cool? No it isn't, rollerpig. Stop fellating the film so enthusiastically and give me a report on your fictional woman's cooch like in that Blade 2 review.

          Whatever happened to generic labels? Like those old shitty cans of suds that just said "BEER" or those cans of creamed corn that said "YELLOW VOMIT." Why's it gotta be a fucking game of oneupmanship?

          Everything has to be a brand now. "SOME MOVIE NEWS" isn't taken is it?**

          FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. ANDY ROONEY FROM ALCATRAZ. OUT.





          *I'm biased toward yours though. BTTF will do that.

          **Goddammit it is. How about MOVIE SHIT?***

          ***Nah, that won't work. That'll just attract the SCATMAN.
          Last edited by Captain Russ; 09-26-2011, 06:52 PM.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #3725
            Originally posted by Balls Mahoney View Post
            *I'm biased toward yours though. BTTF will do that.
            You want that check payable to cash?
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • #3726
              Works for me.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #3727
                Jamie was talking about Django on Leno.

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                • #3728
                  Jeez that Leno appearance. I was drunk off my mind.
                  Originally posted by Ari
                  The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                  • #3729
                    Good news, fanboys. A sequel to a big James McAvoy comic-book looks like its back to life. Bad news, it's Wanted and not X-Men: First Class.

                    I'll believe this when I see it.
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • #3730
                      Wanted was pretty decent.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #3731
                        Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                        Wanted was pretty decent.
                        I was about to respond with a "Tigger please!" picture. But...uhhh....yeeeah...I found this...
                        Originally posted by Ari
                        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                        • #3732
                          I like Wanted. A lot.

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                          • #3733
                            Yeah I liked it too. I don't need a sequel to it, though.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #3734
                              It was dumb as hell.

                              But fun.

                              I look forward to the next installment, hopefully with a callback to the "Chris Pratt fights office supplies, loses" moment.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #3735
                                Me too.
                                I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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