RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[FilmNerdJamie]

What's her name is missing a few episodes of Two and A Half Men this year because of insurance.

Jon Cryer, eh?

[FilmNerdJamie]

If Paradise Lost was live-action, I'd be all over that shit. But mocap? Jesus...

[Anderson]

The Uncanny Valley is the Forbidden Zone, people! MAN NOT MEANT TO TRAVEL THERE!

[Captain Russ]

If Paradise Lost was live-action, I'd be all over that shit. But mocap? Jesus...

They'll make him Tom Hanks.

[Bobby Bear]

Ah, Yelchin. My #1 choice for Peter Parker. He'd make a great Jimmy, but they'd really have to give him a beefy character arc to take advantage of his skills.

Part of me still would've loved to have see Jason Mewes' take as Jimmy when Kevin Smith was briefly attached to a Superman flick (Ben Affleck as Superman? I could see it.) way back when.

Same here, Tim. Who do you reckon he would've had pegged for Lois? Liv Tyler, in a sensational Armageddon reunion?

[Timothy225]

Smith had Linda Fiorentino in mind to play Lois, per his dream casting, likely due to her work on Dogma. She did share a couple of scenes with Affleck, so it's not too much of a stretch to see them as Clark and Lois.

[BillyG]

When did he do those passes on Superman in relation to Dogma? Because he's said before that Fiorentino was a pain in the ass during Dogma.

[Lisa]

The reasons for his weight loss could be an indicator.

I'll tell you, he played Isla Fisher's father in "Confessions of a Shopaholic" (it was on TV, nothing else was shaking, so I watched it. Lay off!), and he looked terrible! Really sickly.

[Timothy225]

When did he do those passes on Superman in relation to Dogma? Because he's said before that Fiorentino was a pain in the ass during Dogma.

I'm not sure - all I know was she was his first choice for the role. He probably had others, but after the stuff went down with Jon Peters, and then Burton, that all got shit-canned.

[BillyG]

Giant spiders Tim. Mechanical ones.

[Timothy225]

Hey, I saw Wild Wild West, so I know how that panned out, Billy. If we must have robot spiders, I want 'em high tech killing machines, crushing cars, knocking down buildings, slaughtering citizens with megadeathkill lasers.

And who shall save the city?

[Captain Russ]

I'd like to take this time out to converge on several different threads' ideas/discussions and switch some shit around:

I'd make Brainiac the villain, have him create an army of kryptonite-powered warbots (because only one Metallo ain't shit) straight out of Judge Dredd ("WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR") and punch Giraffe-Man in the balls repeatedly.

CREDITS.

[Bobby Bear]

I'd make Brainiac the villain... and punch Giraffe-Man in the balls repeatedly.

CREDITS.

An alien's genitals getting brutalized for 2 hours... WITH egregious speed-ramping? OK, that would get me excited for this.

You, sir, are on a roll today with your pitching!

[Howard]

Bruce Willis in talks for GI Joe 2? To play the original Joe? HELL YEAH!

[gravedigger]

Well, that's one sure way to get my ass in a seat. #RiseofCobrawasawesome