RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Ed Hocken]

I know I would.

[BillyG]

Already been a shit-ton of reshoots on Battleship, but this trailer?

http://www.joblo.com/movie-news/the-...hip-is-all-wet

Oh boy.

So I watched this a second time. Liam screams at the guy that he's just exceptional, a true stand out, amazing, BUT WHAT DOES MY DAUGHTER WANT TO DO WITH SUCH A WINNER AS YOU?

[Abraham Smashington]

fuck that, THEY FUCKING SHOOT GIANT PEGS AT THE SHIP.

[Abraham Smashington]

YESSSsss

[Ed Hocken]

Does Kelsey Grammar reprise his role as Lt. Cmdr Thomas Dodge?

ANSWER ME, GODAMMIT!

[Abraham Smashington]

So I watched this a second time. Liam screams at the guy that he's just exceptional, a true stand out, amazing, BUT WHAT DOES MY DAUGHTER WANT TO DO WITH SUCH A WINNER AS YOU?

HE'S A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE MAN.

[BillyG]

How rebellious is an enlisted soldier that worked hard enough to be SUPER OFFICER on a battleship? DONT LET ME DOWN BERG

[Abraham Smashington]

GIANT PEGS.

[Captain Russ]

Unless it ends with a giant zoom out to Bill, Ted, and Death, tell it walkin'.

[BillyG]

GIANT PEGS.

Rob: Officially into Pegging

[Ed Hocken]

Rob: Officially into Pegging

[FilmNerdJamie]

Breaking News You Should Have Already Figured Out – Star Trek 2 Not Hitting June 2012

[FilmNerdJamie]

Gentlemen, please help me settle this argument with Peter. Does this or does this not look like Jeff Goldblum more than Clark Kent?

[BillyG]

All I see is a neurotic Jew with a fine filmography, warts and all.

[Ari]

Gentlemen, please help me settle this argument with Peter. Does this or does this not look like Jeff Goldblum more than Clark Kent?

It's damn close to Goldblum, but he needs more insect parts.