RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Matt]

Hadn't heard these gay rumors before. huh. Are they just rumors or does somebody have proof? I don't care either way, I'm just surprised.

[Captain Russ]

It has been a long-running speculation and via anecdotal evidence that he is a soldier in the Army of Dorothy.

But who honestly gives a solitary fuck about that anyway?

[BillyG]

But who honestly gives a solitary fuck about that anyway?

Gay people should. Obviously, it's Mike's choice to come out or not, but any high profile person hiding should consider coming out and help further the cause. Plus the "SHREK WAS SECRETLY INDOCTRINATING MY SON THAT RECENTLY CAME OUT" stories would be awesome.

[Captain Russ]

He wants a beard, give the man a beard. I'll be here when the memoir comes years after.

[FilmNerdJamie]

But will be the title of said memoir?

[Captain Russ]

Waynestockcock.

Or some unimaginative pun dreamed up by his ghost writer.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Extra points for not picking "Do I Make You Horny?"

To answer Mr. Myers, no, Sir. You don't. You wouldn't be my "type."

[Anderson]

Robert Osborne is stepping down from TCM...for what appears to be forever. Warner is saying that it's medical leave, but the campfire talk ain't good.

Not at all.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Matt]

he's looked ill for some time. that's a shame, as he will be missed.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Uh. Not this rumor again.

[BillyG]

Blegh

[FilmNerdJamie]

Johnny Depp Digging Up Another Cult Show-Turned-Shitty Movie For Disney

[BillyG]

This is not Rum Diary, I inquired about Rum Diary Jamie. Why do you mock me.

[B_Metal]

How shocking would it be for Depp to play a normal dude after this string of wackiness?