RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Matt]

Nothing excuses Herbert's son from raping the Dune corpse with the garbage that he's been putting out for the last decade. I haven't read any of them, but every single review that I've read indicates that they are fetid piles of literary shit not worthy of being recycled into toilet paper.

[Timothy225]

Haven't read 'em either, though I did read the synopsis for each on Wikipedia. Interesting ideas, but none of 'em made me want to pull the trigger.

[Howard]

I read some of them. They made Herbert's dense mythology more accessible. Which is both a complaint and compliment.

[Anderson]

I read the Quran and kept waiting for sandworms to show up.

[Matt]

I read the Quran and kept waiting for sandworms to show up.

I love you.

[Matt]

Troy: I asked you about 'Cowboys and Aliens' last week and you mentioned that Paramount is scared shitless for it, mainly due to the fact that 'Captain America' is going to dominate the theaters. Is there any word as to whether or not the film itself is any good? Any word coming out of test screenings at all?

[Anderson]

Troy: I asked you about 'Cowboys and Aliens' last week and you mentioned that Paramount is scared shitless for it, mainly due to the fact that 'Captain America' is going to dominate the theaters. Is there any word as to whether or not the film itself is any good? Any word coming out of test screenings at all?

Decent word, but there hasn't been that many screenings for it. Hell, Zookeeper screened more for general audiences.

[Matt]

Cool, thanks. My brother is keen on that one and keeps pestering me for any inside word on it.

[Matt]

Troy/Jamie/Anyone: A buddy of mine, who is a pilot for a major airline, said that he saw Mike Meyers and his entourage here in MN (at least, he saw them at the airport). Any idea if he's working on a project up here?

[Martin]

Nothing excuses Herbert's son from raping the Dune corpse with the garbage that he's been putting out for the last decade. I haven't read any of them, but every single review that I've read indicates that they are fetid piles of literary shit not worthy of being recycled into toilet paper.

Herbert's son's books are the result of the ashes of the Holocaust's victims pressed into paper. What's written on that paper is way worse.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Troy/Jamie/Anyone: A buddy of mine, who is a pilot for a major airline, said that he saw Mike Meyers and his entourage here in MN (at least, he saw them at the airport). Any idea if he's working on a project up here?

Continuing to convince the world he's straight?

[BillyG]

Continuing to convince the world he's straight?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene

[Matt]

...what?

Didn't he just get remarried a few months ago?

[Timothy225]

Yep, to Kelly Tisdale. They just had a kid, too.

[BillyG]

Beard.