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  • Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
    It's quite possible Fassbender might actually act Tatum out of the frame.
    Keanu Reeves could act Tatum out of the frame.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • Fair point, Matt.

      Why, Paramount, why did you have to bring him back and deny me more Rachel Nichols?
      "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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      • They love those dancin' movies.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
          Why, Paramount, why did you have to bring him back and deny me more Rachel Nichols?
          THIS right here. It boggles the mind that they don't realize that the BABYDOLL factor is a good 50% of the reason why the film works at all.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • Originally posted by Matt View Post
            THIS right here.
            Redhead? Yes.
            Sassy redhead? YES.
            Sassy Scottish-speaking redhead with a crossbow?
            WHY, PARAMOUNT?!?!!?
            "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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            • I'm totally gay then because I didn't give a shit about any chicks EXCEPT for the Baroness.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • And she isn't returning either, is she?



                GI Joe: Rise of the Sausagefest.

                Packing your theaters in 2012.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • Don't get me wrong, Sienna was exceedingly hot too. Nichols just had the edge. And the treadmill.
                  "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                  • Once The Rock comes on screen you gais will be all "G.I.JOEEEEEE, A REAL AMERICAN HEROOOOO"
                    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                    • yeah. not gonna lie, The Rock is all I need. Well that and Vosloo. I hope he shows up...
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                        Don't get me wrong, Sienna was exceedingly hot too. Nichols just had the edge. And the treadmill.
                        ...and this is why Bobby and I must be related. SOMEHOW.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • Arnold'd better fucking show up.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                            Arnold'd better fucking show up.
                            I saw this without any context and immediately thought of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Gotta admit, it'd be way cool if he showed up as a JOE.

                            Or as a bad guy.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • If he were in it, then The Rundown would come full circle.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • I'll admit. I'd have loved to see Levitt doing his Cobra Commander routine for the G.I. Joe sequel. *Sigh*

                                At least they're shooting down here.
                                Originally posted by Ari
                                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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