RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Matt]

As long as it isn't Thandie Newton. PLEASE GOD don't let it be her.

[B_Metal]

As long as it isn't Thandie Newton. PLEASE GOD don't let it be her.

THAT

[V]

Gee... you guys don't like her at all, do you?

Personally, I find her very attractive... in the dusky, exotic sense. Trifle on the thin side, though.

[B_Metal]

I'd rather look at Zoe Saldana.

[Matt]

Thandie is beautiful, she's just a horrid actress. She's the black Andie McDowell.

My hunch? Halle Berry is going to go for Broomhilda. It matches the Jamie Foxx age bracket, and she's also pretty enough to be a believable 'pony'.

[Captain Russ]

I fucking wish they'd have typecast Angela Bassett for the next twenty years after Strange Days as every black female lead. Everyone else is turgid shit.

(Only time this would not work is Jackie Brown, for obvious reasons)

The best Berry role? Last Boyscout, for obvious reasons.

[Matt]

Angela Bassett is one of my favorite actresses and I'd love it for her to get the gig, I just think that she'd be too old for the part.

The lady needs more frickin' work.

[Captain Russ]

A man can dream, nay, WILL dream.

I'll be in my bunk.

[Matt]

I'll be in my bunk.

Say what?

[Captain Russ]

Say what?

Dat ebony Ripley...

[B_Metal]

My hunch? Halle Berry

NO!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Between Tarsem's Snow White and Snow White & the Huntsman, who wins?

[Captain Russ]

My pert mantits.

(SHAYAMAMAMAMALAN'D: They never existed)

[V]

Dat ebony Ripley...

Yum yum yum said the big hungry bear...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Foxx signed as Django yesterday...technically. There's another big Django casting coming outside of DiCaprio.

TOLDJA has now confirmed it. All by themselves of course.