RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

The Butthorn is much more effective.

[V]

But Ed's all about the CockHorn™...

He even talks about the 'James Woods' model at job interviews.

[Ed Hocken]

Glad to see that's finally being picked up.

And once again, fuck Robert Half.

[Matt]

Finally, a clip with some footage of Eric Stoltz from 'Back to the Future': http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10...cfly/?hpt=Sbin

[Ed Hocken]

I can't wait to check that out later.

[Matt]

You don't hear him actually speak in the clips shown, but you do see him running around as Marty. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Abraham Smashington]

God that's creepy. Especially the fact his facial expression in the scene with Crispin is almost the EXACT same as Fox's.

[Matt]

God that's creepy. Especially the fact his facial expression in the scene with Crispin is almost the EXACT same as Fox's.

I know! That clip, more than anything, really solidified that Stoltz was actually playing McFly.

[Nathan]

Seemed much darker.

[Ben Thomas]

That's gold.

[Matt]

I submitted it as a scoop over on DERP. Let's see if I get my 15 minutes of fame.

[Lisa]

I can't wait to check that out later.

Same here! I love me some Stoltz, and I love me some BTTF.

[Matt]

It's on CNN, guys. is that blocked for you?

[Ed Hocken]

I don't watch videos at work.

[Lisa]

Yeah, watching even the unblocked videos at work is usually when I get caught, for I work at Murphy's Law, LLC. If I'm doing expense reports, no one notices. Click on a fun video? That's when my boss suddenly shows up at my cube for no real reason.