Smith needs a smarmy bad guy role, one where he kills kittens.....for fun.
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Originally posted by McMeatbag View PostHe could do a lot more.
Look at Cruise.
Say what you will about all his crazy bullshit, but the dude shakes his ass every night for the customer.
Smith is in one or two modes: stoic herpaderp or AWHERPADERPNAW. He never developed a range and instead got rich. Good for him and all, but at some point a risk that doesn't involve hackneyed life lessons involving suicide by jellyfish wouldn't hurt.
Smith needs a Frank TJ Mackey role. Unfortunately, he seems to not give a flying fuck, which simultaneously pisses me off because I'm pretty sure he could pull something brilliant off if he had the fucking balls.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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If you separate I am Legend from the source material (which I know is against nerd rule #21) I didn't mind that movie so much. I robot makes me want to drop kick kittens however."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I'm totally the opposite on those films - I think if you look at iBot separate from Asimov, its a helluva good action sci-fi film, with Proyas doing some really interesting stuff visually.
I Am Legend is an excellent setup followed by the filmic equivalent of AIDS. Even separate from the source material, the creature effects are hideous and neither of the endings filmed work AT ALL. Smith is rather good in it though.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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Sorry, but I really dug 'I, Robot'. I'm in complete agreement with Ben on everything.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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I just wish someone would do an adaptation of that true to the source material. The creatures showing up nightly to torture Neville verbally is just too fucked up to not use yet somehow Hollywood felt the need to make them RAWWWRI"MAMONSTER monsters."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Originally posted by B_Metal View PostI am Legend has a shit ending but to say it's pure garbage is a stretch I think. I robot stinks of Willeniumahhellnaw'ism.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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