RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Nathan]

But do we really fucking need another fucking Superman movie?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[Captain Russ]

Well, in Snyder's defense... he does bring the love to his projects. I can see him doing justice to the franchise.

But do we really fucking need another fucking Superman movie?

Sure we do. Why the hell not?

That last one was little more than a veiled excuse for Singer to fingerbang locals.

All we got was the half-baked fellating of memories from the bygone Reeve/Donner/Hack-Man era.

Superman has done fuck all on the screen in nearly thirty years. And we haven't even had a cinematic Brainiac yet. Or Darkseid, the Thulsa Doom of DC.

*NERD APNEA ACTIVATE*

Sorry. What happened? I blacked out.

Anyone know if there's still coffee cake in the break room?

[V]

Anyone know if there's still coffee cake in the break room?

Nah... someone snaked the last piece. They have cheese danish, though.

[Captain Russ]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Timothy225]

Script rewrite and everyone they got for Stacy before her sucked donkey dick. Everyday that movie seems like a boat drifting further and further into icy waters.


Given the positive word on Green Lantern, shit's about to get weird.

Emma Stone looks spot-on for Mary Jane, and I can't picture her as a blonde. Plus she's got the character's sass, which Gwen Stacy never really had to begin with. And honestly, how fucking hard is it to find a young blonde actress who can act?

Seriously, Marvel's had a hatred for Mary Jane the past few years that fucking astonishes me.

Good to know that Green Lantern's generating positive buzz. And we do need a good Superman film again - it's been 30+ years since the Donner flicks, so a new flick that's it's own animal while faithful to the comics would be cool.

[Matt]

That last one was little more than a veiled excuse for Singer to fingerbang locals.

I don't get this.

[Captain Russ]

I was merely alluding to unsubstantiated rumors that have nothing to do with the final product (which was still sorely lacking of any interesting ideas).

The more I think about that film, the more I want a decent return to form for Big Blueballs.

[Matt]

and the rumors are?

[Captain Russ]

He be-eth of the Gary Glitter camp.

[Matt]

Gary Glitter is a pedophile. Bryan Singer is gay. There's a big, BIG difference between the two sexual orientations.

[Captain Russ]

I was using it as a qualifier and it was met with a resounding thud.

Regardless of his sexual preferences, there has yet to be a good updated Poopin'man movie.

[Ed Hocken]

Gary Glitter is a pedophile. Bryan Singer is gay. There's a big, BIG difference between the two sexual orientations.

I think THINK what Russ is trying to say and I've heard this on occasion is that Singer likes the guys young but of age of course.

Either way, it's a shitty and lazy comparison. Take a lap, Russ.

[Captain Russ]

I think THINK what Russ is trying to say and I've heard this on occasion is that Synger likes the guys young but of age of course.

Either way, it's a shitty and lazy comparison. Take a lap, Russ.

Basically that's what I was getting at.

I'll get my coat.

[V]

Ed's gonna work you like a dog... so go fetch some laps.

[Ed Hocken]

Damn straight,

I didn't get out the rape horn™ for nothing.