RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[B_Metal]

Wait, if The Rock, A HUGE ball of charisma and C-Tates a black hole of charisma both enter the same space, what will be the consequences?

[BillyG]

We get the present WWE roster, Josh.

[B_Metal]

*JohnCenaburnbrofist*

[Captain Russ]

My god he sucks.

So much.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Wait, if The Rock, A HUGE ball of charisma and C-Tates a black hole of charisma both enter the same space, what will be the consequences?

.....Danny Glover dickblood?

[B_Metal]

On this we all agree. @ russ, not danny glover dickblood lulz

[BillyG]

My god he sucks.

So much.

U CANT C ME



because I am a black hole of fun and thus light, and your ability to C ME, fail to work

[B_Metal]

John Cena = C Tates. The world makes sense now.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I just wanna see that movie where Danny Glover screams in pain, "MY DICKBLOOD!"

[BillyG]

I just wanna see that movie where Danny Glover screams in pain, "MY DICKBLOOD!"

While the sax wails.

[FilmNerdJamie]

While the sax wails.

With Oprah Winfrey.

[B_Metal]

As she bones Gale while Stedman looks on whilst swimming in Oprah's money a'la Scrooge McDuck.

[Captain Russ]

She shouts "YOU get a strap-on! YOU get a strap-on! YOUGETASTRAPON!" and flexes like Bateman in the mirror.

And all the while her audience cheers, some literally foaming at the mouth at the prospect of owning one of her favorite things.

[FilmNerdJamie]

While her audience cheers, some literally foaming at the mouth.

She shouts "YOU get a strap-on! YOU get a strap-on! YOUGETASTRAPON!" and flexes like Bateman in the mirror.

It's basically the ending to Legend. Hurricane winds running, scaring unicorns, elves and the Lord of Darkness about to fall into the abyss.

[Martin]

The Rock in GI Joe?

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCK.