RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Abraham Smashington]

They'd put Jayden in whiteface "White Chicks" style.

[B_Metal]

Jayden would be Timmy. And I'd kill Tarantino myself.

[Anderson]

Troy and Jamie:

What films for 2011 (so far) qualify as:
- huge successes
- modest successes
- made their money back
- under-performers
- huge flops

I ask this in terms of their budgets and so forth, not in terms of quality.

1) Insidious
2) Bridesmaids
3) Thor
4) Pirates of the Caribbean 4
5) Sucker Punch.


That's a basic rundown.

[Matt]

'Tarzan' to be rebooted?

I suppose, but I honestly don't see how you'll top 'Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan'. The only real flaw in that film is Andie McDowell.

[Captain Russ]

All I can say is FINALLY.

[FilmNerdJamie]

SHOCKING! The Amazing Spider-Man will be at Comic-Con!

I care about that, right? Anyone? Anyone?

[Captain Russ]

Fuck. That. Shit.

NEW TERZERN

We have entered the event horizon.

[Matt]

did anyone ever see that Casper Van Dien Tarzan film from the 90s? If so, how bad was it?

Also, I'll go on record as being a fan of the Disney 'Tarzan' film. Apart from the terrible Phil Collins soundtrack, it's a pretty entertaining film.

[Captain Russ]

Never saw it.

Heard it was shit.

And Jane March didn't get naked.

The Disney artbooks/animatics from their film show when it comes to the action scenes, they were putting in some of the most impressively fluid work of all 2-D animated time. FOR REAL. Shit is ridiculous.

[Matt]

The Disney artbooks/animatics from their film show when it comes to the action scenes, they were putting in some of the most impressively fluid work of all 2-D animated time. FOR REAL. Shit is ridiculous.

Absolutely. The action scenes of him cruising through the trees were FANTASTIC.

[V]

'Tarzan' to be rebooted?

I suppose, but I honestly don't see how you'll top 'Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan'. The only real flaw in that film is Andie McDowell.

It still remains Christopher Lambert's crowning achievement... besides 'Mean Guns', that is.

[Martin]

did anyone ever see that Casper Van Dien Tarzan film from the 90s? If so, how bad was it?

Saw it.... it blew....

[FilmNerdJamie]

Bond 3 hits early next November in the US and late October in the UK.

Bring on more of Craig's tenure, motherfuckers! If I hear anything else about Fassbender while Craig is still kicking ass in the role, then I beat you with a meat-stick.

[Matt]

Bond 3 hits early next November in the US and late October in the UK.

Bring on more of Craig's tenure, motherfuckers! If I hear anything else about Fassbender while Craig is still kicking ass in the role, then I beat you with a meat-stick.

?

I thought that the UK had it two weeks before anyone else. I must have read it wrong.

And yeah, hold off on the Fassbender talk. He needs another decade of seasoning before he takes on Bond. Let Craig run with the role for as long as he can and THEN bring on Fassbender.

[Anderson]

IO9 spoiled half of the ending to Captain America. Head over there, before it gets yanked.