RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

I demand some cool MCU shit.

Get me Jane Lynch as Maggie Sawyer!

And Mr. Mxyzptlk would only appear if Terry Gilliam was directing.

Well, you'd have something like comic CSI if it were TV.

And six people would watch the fucker.

But not if it were Gotham Central. I'd force people at silly-string gunpoint.

[Abraham Smashington]

I WANT LOBO

[Ed Hocken]

This is the Metropolis SCU (I was confusing it with the GCPD) we're talking about. You've seen the cartoon, it's basically the only police force I know of with mechs and all sorts of crazy shit*.

*Courtsey of Star Labs

[Ed Hocken]

I WANT LOBO

"Lobo, Lobo, Lobo, BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO!, Lobo!"

[Captain Russ]

I WANT LOBO

THE MAIN MAN IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS HACKWORK

[Ed Hocken]

Also true, and we're so better off that the supposed LOBO movie with MACHO MAN Randy Savage never took off.

That would have been a flamming train wreck.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also true, and we're so better off that the supposed LOBO movie with MACHO MAN Randy Savage never took off.

That would have been a flamming train wreck.

NO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GODDAMN MASTERPIECE.

[Ed Hocken]

It would have been like Masters of the Universe. It would have had nothing to do with the comic. It wouldn't even have gotten the full Golan-Globus treatment.

[Captain Russ]

Also true, and we're so better off that the supposed LOBO movie with MACHO MAN Randy Savage never took off.

That would have been a flamming train wreck.

I would fap all over that trainwreck.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm sure The Nostalgia Critic would have a nice video on that movie.

[Captain Russ]

Who?

[Abraham Smashington]

Some guy who reviews old shit I'm guessing.

[Captain Russ]

Well, yeah.

I was more or less inquiring if it were someone like Tourette's Guy or that atrocious Angry VG Nerd fellow.

[Ed Hocken]

No, as this guy is usually entertaining and not irritating.

[Abraham Smashington]

UGH.

Zod is the villain. GODDAMMIT.