RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[V]

Charlton Heston as Arnold's boss in True Lies,

"So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen..."

"What makes you think the slack I cut them in any way applies to you?"

The two best lines in that movie... and I still use them to this day.

[Timothy225]

Mostly to dissuade telemarketers, right?

[V]

Well... that and just everyday use.

I need to get me an eyepatch and let the gray go in my hair...

"Dammit, Tim! Do you have any HARD DATA?"

[Timothy225]

Actually, I was kind of expecting: "Sweet Jesus, Tim, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?"

Heston needed more lines in that flick. Just sayin'.

[V]

You have to love how he does the Long Duck Dong on 'autoMObeel'...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Arnold, Sly and the rest of the Old Dogs need to own up to the fact that they're older now. Nobody wants to see a repeat of Roger Moore's dragged-out 007 tenure.

Say what you will about the movie, Spielberg & Lucas correctly showed in Crystal Skull that Indiana Jones was slower than he was in the first three films, got sore much easier, but still had his punch intact.

[V]

Arnold, Sly and the rest of the Old Dogs need to own up to the fact that they're older now. Nobody wants to see a repeat of Roger Moore's dragged-out 007 tenure.

Say what you will about the movie, Spielberg & Lucas correctly showed in Crystal Skull that Indiana Jones was slower than he was in the first three films, got sore much easier, but still had his punch intact.

*counters with 'fridge gag'*

[Abraham Smashington]

I would be interested in T5 if Stahl was still Connor. He was miles better than Batman.

[V]

Is 'miles better' ≥ 'streets ahead'?

[Matt]

I want Arnold to be in a 'Predator' movie as....wait for it...

Old Dutch.

[B_Metal]

What if in the new Terminator Arnold IS John Connor? Wouldn't that be just stupid enough for hollywood to do?

[Timothy225]

I want Arnold to be in a 'Predator' movie as....wait for it...

Old Dutch.

They're your snacks. You fall behind, and you're on your own.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I want Arnold to be in a 'Predator' movie as....wait for it...

Old Dutch.

And the Old Spice Guy and Old Yeller can be in it too. Have an Old off.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yep, Looks Like He'll Be Back - Arnold Schwarzenegger Attached to New Terminator Film

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[PHEDG]

Commando 2: Bennett Returns with a Nanobot Heart

Alyssa Milano shows her boobies.