RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[B_Metal]

YES

[Matt]

Ah...the Chuck Berry/Danny Thomas thing.

[BillyG]

Pretty sure they're talking about the rumor that Vin Diesel is all about shitting/or being shit on while under a glass coffee table.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

[Martin]

Just saw that the rumor was started by Kevin Smith. Hence worthless.

[Matt]

Does Kevin have some sort of axe to grind against Vin?

[Martin]

To be fair Kevin has a lot of axes to grind...

[Abraham Smashington]

we all know Vin is gay. And we all know gay men like to get off by watching people shit.

[B_Metal]

Kevin Smith probably wanted Vin to shit on him and he said no.

[Martin]

Exactly.

I heard the rumor that he was gay, but it it true?

[B_Metal]

It IT true!

[Matt]

Supposedly Vin has a girlfriend and a child. That doesn't mean that he's straight, of course.

Honestly, I could care less if Vin were gay. He seems like a really cool guy and a geek at heart, and I happen to dig a lot of his film work.

[Martin]

Same here, Matt.

And like him, I'm merely curious about the rumor. gay or straight, I like his work.

[FilmNerdJamie]

What did Smith say about Diesel?

[B_Metal]

Honestly, I could care less if Vin were gay. He seems like a really cool guy and a geek at heart, and I happen to dig a lot of his film work.

That.

[BillyG]

I could care less if Kevin Smith started the rumor or not, the thought of Vin Diesel under a glass coffee table jerking it while a girl shits all over the glass from above is HIIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS