RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Abraham Smashington]

HATEJIZZ HUSK = new band

[Captain Russ]

Isn't he that already?

HEEYOHHHH

(Currently he's a blubbering vitriol vagina.)

[Matt]

Troy and Jamie: What's the word on 'Atlas Shrugged, part 1'? I'm betting that there won't be a part 2...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Hugh Jackman offered Snow White & the Huntsman. This...I could see.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he passed on it.

Surprised Universal hasn't thrown this Matt Damon's way with their working relationship in the past.

[Matt]

BTSMGL over on DERP saw a screening of 'Fast Five' and is absolutely jizzing on it. He says it's easily the best one of the series and is one of the best action movies of the past decade or so. I guess the fight between Vin and the Rock is epic.

Really quite pumped.

[Martin]

I remember BTSMGL being a very angry latino retard though.

And you're back there Matt?

[BillyG]

Making Brittany watch ALL of them this weekend, and forcing her into Fast Five. TEST YOUR MIGHT!



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[B_Metal]

Rock put on 15 lbs of muscle just so he could look at Vin Diesel and laugh at his puny-ness.

[Martin]

I liked the series so far, and I had the impression the 5th would cap the series well.

[BillyG]

So did Vin show Rock the joys of coffee table shitting?

[B_Metal]

The Rock brings coffee table shitting to a whole nother level mang! He's the Rock.

[Matt]

coffee table shitting? You lost me...

And no, I'm not 'back' over at DERP, but I do check it out occasionally from my thoroughly virus-insulated (knock on wood) home computer.

[Martin]

No computer is safe from Nick, be it viruses or retardation. That's the glory of CHUD.

[Martin]

Coffee table shitting? Same as Matt... wuh?

[Abraham Smashington]

Pretty sure they're talking about the rumor that Vin Diesel is all about shitting/or being shit on while under a glass coffee table.