RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Matt]

would rather see 'Damage, Inc.' make it to the screen. The idea of following around an insurance company dealing with the aftermath of superhero battles could be funny as hell.

[FilmNerdJamie]

ALFRED, INC.

The latest cash-grab, I mean cross-over from DC.

The film is just Michael Caine walking around the Wayne Mansion tidying things up, enjoying a cup of tea and watching day-time television.

It cost $300 million.

[Ed Hocken]

Why in the hell were five writers credited?

[Matt]

it was the months and months of re-shoots that did it. Factor in the yearlong post-production to get all of the CGI special effects done as well as the last minute 3D conversion, and yeah...300 million sounds about right.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Don't forget Nolan's producing price-tag and Bale's salary for showing up on the set for a half-hour in his pajamas to scream off-camera "ALFRED! WE'RE OUT OF OATMEAL!"

[Captain Russ]

would rather see 'The Wrecking Crew' than that cunt Destroyer make it to the screen.

Ferxed.

And no, not this one.

This one.

[Timothy225]

Why do I think the first pic you linked to would make for a better movie, McMeatbag?

[Captain Russ]

That'd be fantastic if that was who was in the suit.

C.D. OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

The Cheech in the Armor looks like a pissed off street lamp on dianabol.

[Timothy225]

The reaction shots from Portman and Dennings would be astonishing.

[Captain Russ]

C.D. looked at Portman.


BAM


(S)Portin'ababybump,man


(Fuckin' marryin' a dancer? Give me a fucking break.)

[Timothy225]

Somewhere, in a movie theater, Ari's head explodes as he watches this.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Justice League Won't Feature Henry Cavill's Superman?!

[BillyG]

That's not a surprise. When they were trying to make it before they said that Bale wouldn't be Batman and they would cast new people for Justice League.

[Captain Russ]

So convoluted and stupid, the public may just eat this bullshit up with a soup spoon.

[FilmNerdJamie]

When they were trying to make it before they said that Bale wouldn't be Batman and they would cast new people for Justice League.

Yes. But that script was originally written and planned as a vehicle for Bale and Brandon Routh. The original screenplay played off Superman Returns and Batman Begins with the latter film being a major plot point (Talia al Ghul wanted revenge for Daddy's death).

Bale was offered and he (wisely) said, "Fuck no!" so they went ahead and reworked the script.