Transformers 3

[Ari]

Ari seemed to not like it but I like robots beating the shit out of one another.

EDIT: Ari's retconned now on FB so I stand corrected.

I stand by the Facebook quote that I at least had some level of fun with it. It is not better than the first one; the first was far less convoluted story-wise. The more I think about it though, the more I get angry, so please, just enjoy the fact the you can actually see what's happening in the action scenes while the destruction is quite splendid and don't even begin to give the film a second thought.

Also, I can understand the first one not spending as much time with the autobots since it was their origin on Earth. By the third film there is no excuse why the autobots only get to guest star.

And let me just once again say that this film is so fucking stupid I'm surprised Jeff Goldblum didn't show up and upload a virus into Megatron from a Mac.

[Bobby Bear]

I stand by the Facebook quote that I at least had some level of fun with it. It is not better than the first one; the first was far less convoluted story-wise. The more I think about it though, the more I get angry, so please, just enjoy the fact the you can actually see what's happening in the action scenes while the destruction is quite splendid and don't even begin to give the film a second thought.

Also, I can understand the first one not spending as much time with the autobots since it was their origin on Earth. By the third film there is no excuse why the autobots only get to guest star.

This is the more measured yin to my raging yang from yesterday.

... I'm surprised Jeff Goldblum didn't show up and upload a virus into Megatron from a Mac.

How could he have snuck up to Hobotron in the desert and inserted the flash drive into his roboperson without startling all the zebras?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm just happy I can enjoy stuff like this.

[BillyG]

I'm just happy I can enjoy stuff like this.

Your childlike wonderment is inspiration to us all.

[Abraham Smashington]

Werd.

[Ari]

I'm just happy I can enjoy stuff like this.

I enjoy action figures, so don't look to me when measuring maturity levels.

[Abraham Smashington]

Not at all. No ill will towards any one here for the most part with my ridiculous enjoyment of this bad movie. It's cool. I've just come to the conclusion I'm able to easily turn off my critical thinking with movies like this and just enjoy the pretty pictures.

[Matt]

It looks like I'm going to see this with my two brothers...probably next week, after a few rounds of scotch. We're going strictly to see shit blow up, so we'd better be happy. Dammit.

[Abraham Smashington]

it's fucking long, so be prepared. But honestly, if you don't crack a smile during one of the many over the top action sequences then you're completely dead inside.

[Captain Russ]

Prepare for the yelling Matt.

Gonna be some yellin' in there.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well yeah, how else are you gonna make your voice heard when an entire skyscraper is coming down all around you?

[Matt]

Prepare for the yelling Matt.

Gonna be some yellin' in there.

ah hell...

[Bobby Bear]

When I realized some of you fine people might not be familiar with the wonderful Mark Kermode, I knew it was my duty to share this with you.

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[Abraham Smashington]

His opening bit annoyed me. The rest, while aptly put, still doesnt' take away from the fact that I honestly enjoyed the movie. But hey, I'm glad there's a flick out there that everyone can focus their hate on to.

Also, his problem with the sweet ass shot on Rosie is hilarious.

Parents need to parent. That's why we have ridiculous ratings that will tell you if even one person smokes in a film. I just dont' get it.

[Abraham Smashington]

The divide between SEX BAD/ VIOLENCE GOOD is fucking ridiculous.