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  • Jan, the best fake trailer in existence is the one for '2012: It's a Disaster!' Do a youtube search for it and you'll see what I mean.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • Originally posted by Jan View Post
      That just might be the best fake trailer I have ever seen. If this would ´ve been real I´d demand a trailer category at the Oscars.

      Shut up and eat your awesome indeed!

      ETA: Ohhhh....quick! What´s that song?
      Equilibrium - Snüffel
      Me quick one want slow

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      • Originally posted by Matt View Post
        Jan, the best fake trailer in existence is the one for '2012: It's a Disaster!' Do a youtube search for it and you'll see what I mean.
        Hooooooooooooooly Fuck! How did I miss that masterpiece? Thank you kindly, Sir!

        Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
        Equilibrium - Snüffel
        Damn, I knew I could trust these boards. Fine work as well, Sir!

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        • Ed Hocken: The Movie. Directed by Michael Bay.

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          • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
            <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xTWZhu3BugQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
            I hope Mikey B sends them a nice basket of trucknuts for that.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
              Ed Hocken: The Movie. Directed by Michael Bay.
              I can't imagine that flick would have any explosions.
              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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              • Mostly eruptions.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • But would they be coherent?
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • I'd want to see it, just because our beloved Ed has a great "meh" look to him, worthy of an action hero ("Alien invasion affecting my 5 minute walk to work? Ninjas at Starbucks. Yeah, whatever. Don't care."). Hipsters will make him their new icon.

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                    • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                      Ed Hocken: The Movie. Directed by Michael Bay.
                      With an Original Soundtrack by Tokyo Hotel!

                      - runs for cover -

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                      • YESSSSS!

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                        • 'Ed Hocken: the movie':

                          Credits roll. We follow Ed as he goes outside to buy a Starbucks.
                          (skip ahead 5 minutes)
                          Ed runs down the street, narrowly escaping the burning rubble that was once his apartment building.
                          (skip ahead 5 minutes)
                          Ed is screaming in terror in the back of a taxi cab as it hurtles down the street, narrowly escaping missile attacks from an unseen enemy.
                          (skip ahead 5 minutes)
                          I don't wanna close my eyes...I don't wanna faalll asleep...
                          (skip ahead 5 minutes)
                          All of California slides into the ocean while Ed looks on from a helicopter...incredulously. Jesus weeps.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • If anyone suggests Shia as Hocken in the Bay version, it's a kick in the balls you get!
                            Originally posted by Ari
                            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                            • Since this'll be a Bay film, there'll be scenes of Ed looking up dramatically at a squad of F-22's flying by a fluttering American flag, as they unleash their payloads against the giant radioactive lizard that's laying waste to the downtown LA area. Cameo by Jake as he's knocked out of bed when the first missile slams into his home. "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!?"

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                              • Cameo nothing...Jake's the Steve Zahn type comic relief throughout the film.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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