Hobo with a Shotgun: DA MOVIE

[Ed Hocken]

HALIFAX?

Holy shit. Is there a more boring city to be a hobo in? Winnipeg?

Saskatoon has interesting shit going for it?

[Martin]

Touché. Outside Quebec, Ontario and some part of Alberta, Canada's a breeding ground for bear civilization.

St-John's also boring as fuck apparently.

[Captain Russ]

This is dumb.

This is a bad idea.

This is a waste of financial and creative resources.

This is Hobo with a Shotgun.

(That said, I'll watch it when I'm shitfaced and alone, a year from now.)

[Abraham Smashington]

BUT BUT THE TRAILER IS HILARIOUS!

[Ed Hocken]

(That said, I'll watch it when I'm shitfaced and alone, a year from now.)

Next question, will you also be crying and masturbating at the same time?

[Martin]

They're gearing up for another Twilight movie. Whose existence is much mroe invalid than Hobo witha Shotgun.

[Captain Russ]

Next question, will you also be crying and masturbating at the same time?

Next answer: no and no.

Gotta save that for the morning after, when guilt and shame are at their pinnacle.

[Captain Russ]

They're gearing up for another Twilight movie. Whose existence is much mroe invalid than Hobo witha Shotgun.

Both.

And they should cancel each other out if there were any justice left in this Ernest P. Worrell.

[V]

Next question, will you also be crying and masturbating at the same time?

You forgot to ask if tears will be used as lubricant...

[Ed Hocken]

Well, ya figure that's a given.

[Matt]

I can't think of any way to make this movie work beyond the trailer level. Seriously, this is a 2 minute concept, that's it: watch the trailer and move on.

[Ed Hocken]

They made a Magruber movie.

[Captain Russ]

And that looks like shit too.

[Matt]

They made a Magruber movie.

And it looks TERRIBLE, Ed. You're not proving your case to me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck you guys. I'll be seeing Macgruber day one. Fucking Fat Kilmer and Will Forte. SOLD.