new robocop?

[nerdious dorkus]

Via Io9:

Writer David Self says he and mooted director Darren Aronofsky are both still involved with it, but they're waiting for MGM to get its act together. And he clarifies that it's definitely not a sequel:

It's definitely not a sequel. It's an origin story, it's an origin to the original Robocop. So, it's basically a 'reboot'.

More like rebot. amiriteguys?

[Abraham Smashington]

This is not needed.

[Shit Dickface]

HELLO HUMANS I AM OCP-001 FROM CHUD AND I WILL AUTISTICALLY UPDATE YOU ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POSSIBLE DEVELOPMENT RELATED TO THE ROBOCOP REMAKE REBOOT THING

LATEST UPDATE: DARREN ARONOFSKY ATE LUCKY CHARMS TODAY, SAID: "YOUR PRIMARY DIRECTIVE IS TO GET IN MY TUMMY" AND LAUGHED AT HIS OWN JOKE.

MORE TO FOLLOW

[B_Metal]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vault Vanderhuge again.

[PHEDG]

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[Ari]

That OCP guy is totally Ed-209's offspring.

[Abraham Smashington]

I like to think that Ed-209 is a weird sexual robot version of Hocken. But one that is always in constant need of oiling.

[V]

This entire concept can only end in tears...

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll just get high on NUKE and pretend this isn't happening..

*ssshhhk*

[V]

I'll just get high on NUKE and pretend this isn't happening..

*ssshhhk*

c-c-c-cut it with scopolimine.... t-t-t-ten mils p-p-p-per!