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  • Originally posted by Trejo View Post
    Scraping my cock over a cheese grater -Opening weekend. By choice.
    Atonement for a major sin?
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • Originally posted by Jobe View Post
      And the fist fight with DEMONROCKā„¢ was stupid.
      The FPS sequence was the only time I really actively cared about the movie, otherwise it was just sort of blah.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

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      • Originally posted by Trejo View Post
        Pink Panther 2 -Opening weekend. By choice.
        Oh, honey, did you lose a bet?
        2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

        INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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        • I'd put Alien Resurrection on here too. Come on, the big alienbaby-hybrid was mindblowingly stupid. Even Pearlman couldn't save that wet vile of bloody acid cum.
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          • I hated it when it first came out, but I've developed a new found love for that flick.
            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • Oh yeah. I was so mad at that movie when that abortion showed up. OTherwise I thought the set design and the characters were pretty entertaining.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Sorry, I didn't HATE 'Alien Resurrection'. It's a thoroughly mediocre film to be sure, though.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • VAN HELSING.

                  FUCK YOU.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • X-Men 3. Oh, and Cloverfield.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • Fuck both of those too. Although, I kinda dig on X3 now. Mostly for Frasier Beast. But Cloverfield fucking sucked.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Truly, though...there's nothing worse than enduring a comedy with absolutely ZERO laughs in it. Painfully unfunny comedies are the worst kind of endurance tests in the world.

                        God Damned, fucking 'Bean'...
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • Originally posted by Ari View Post
                          I'd put Alien Resurrection on here too. Come on, the big alienbaby-hybrid was mindblowingly stupid. Even Pearlman couldn't save that wet vile of bloody acid cum.
                          So, so, so terrible. Coulda done great things with the mercs, but no, we get to see MICHAEL FUCKING WINCOTT and RON FUCKING PERLMAN go out like bitches. Then alienhumanbaby shows up and it manages to shit the bed even harder than it did before.
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                          • Originally posted by Ari View Post
                            I'd put Alien Resurrection on here too.
                            Yup, me too, I'm with you on that - guess I blotted it out of my memory.
                            2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

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                            • I love how I fail because films are subjective. AWESOME, GUISE!
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                                Oh, honey, did you lose a bet?
                                The first one had just enough chuckles for me not to swear off the idea of a sequel (sound booth farting, yeah I'm easy).. and with the likes of Alfred Molina, Andy Garcia, John Cleese and Jean Reno, I figured it couldn't be that bad.

                                Couldn't.. be.. that.. bad.

                                FUCKING COULD!
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