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  • Originally posted by Jobe View Post
    I liked Doom. A bit. Karl Urban needs more work.
    He's got all the work he needs with the Star Trek franchise...

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    • Doom was great. It's a videogame movie that used the properties well.
      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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      • Originally posted by Ari View Post
        goddamned Wing Commander.
        Ari... eat a wang!

        Tcheky Karyo is the French Christopher Walken!

        I will not sit idly by, and have his good name besmirched by the likes of you!

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        • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
          Doom was great. It's a videogame movie that used the properties well.

          Nah. If it did they would have used the portal to hell. You know, the PLOT OF THE GAME.

          What they did do well was the FPS section and Winston's creatures.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • The Wing Commander movie WAS PURE SHIT.

            Especially after the epic games that were WC3 and WC4.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • Originally posted by Jobe View Post
              Nah. If it did they would have used the portal to hell. You know, the PLOT OF THE GAME.
              It was implied...

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              • yeah, and that was stupid.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • The game is:

                  COLONIAL MARINES + DEMONS FROM HELL = AWESOME

                  The movie did not deliver fully. And it really was a no brainer.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • Originally posted by Jobe View Post
                    yeah, and that was stupid.
                    Yes... but it had Richard Brake, and he brought Brad Dourif levels of crazy to an otherwise meh film.

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                    • Originally posted by V View Post
                      It was implied...
                      Yeah, I know, but that irks me even worse. It's like if you're going to mention it, don't halfass it!
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                      ~
                      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                      • And the fist fight with DEMONROCK™ was stupid.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Pink Panther 2 -Opening weekend. By choice.
                          XBL/PSN/Steam Gamertag - CalgaryRonin

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                          • Originally posted by Trejo View Post
                            Pink Panther 2 -Opening weekend. By choice.
                            You win... poor bastard.

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                            • Originally posted by Trejo View Post
                              Pink Panther 2 -Opening weekend. By choice.

                              Yikes!!!
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                              • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                                Doom was great. It's a videogame movie that used the properties well.
                                If by "well" you mean "barely", then I totally agree.
                                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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