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  • #1051
    Originally posted by Matt View Post
    I hope that there's a scene where Jackman teaches the robot how to move by chasing a chicken around.
    I hope there's a scene where Jackman takes his robo-protege aside, puts an arm around his shoulders (possibly after going up a pair of ladders) and says "you don't go where the robot pugilist was... you go where it's gonna be!"
    "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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    • #1052
      (robot turns to Jackman)

      CUT ME (BZZZZT) CUT ME
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #1053
        I'm just turned off by the whole young, needy, nagging kid thing. Seen it before to death and it's annoying as shit. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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        • #1054
          Looking forward to the sequel: RoboRocky Becomes An Alcho.
          "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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          • #1055
            Hopefully we get a training montage set to some Frank Stallone music.

            DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #1056
              Maybe they can fit in both Paulie and his robot from Rocky IV.
              Originally posted by Ari
              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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              • #1057
                Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                Maybe they can fit in both Paulie and his robot from Rocky IV.
                /thread

                You won, Jamie.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #1058
                  Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                  WHERE IS YOUR INNER CHILD RUSS?
                  He's guilt-stricken
                  Sobbing, with his head on the floor
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #1059
                    Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                    In almost all cases, yes, Billy. Mike Bassett: England Manager, the comedy about the football team, is the only underdog sports movie I can think of that tweaks it slightly (even if it does still have a happy ending.)
                    Friday Night Lights (probably the best sports film of the last 10 years) did it brilliantly.
                    I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                    • #1060
                      Originally posted by V View Post
                      Every Which Way But Loose... with robots.

                      FUCK YEAH!!!
                      Fixed that for you Vin.

                      Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                      Inner Child for what? Rock'em Sock'em Robots?
                      Ed, the junkyard they find the robot in is located three blocks from your childhood home, thus you will love the movie. Deal with it.

                      Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
                      I'm just turned off by the whole young, needy, nagging kid thing. Seen it before to death and it's annoying as shit. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
                      Finally a valid complaint.

                      Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                      He's guilt-stricken
                      Sobbing, with his head on the floor
                      As he should be Russ, as he should be.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #1061
                        Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
                        I'm just turned off by the whole young, needy, nagging kid thing. Seen it before to death and it's annoying as shit. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
                        For sure, but we'd never get a GRITTY NO HOLDS BARRED robot boxing movie. But if we did, it would BE GLORIOUS.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #1062
                          That trailer reminds me of 'Over the Top' with the kid factor...sorry.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #1063
                            Over the Top is glorious. It has Terry Funk FFS!
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #1064
                              NAMBLAbots, roll out.

                              Who wants to put a fiver on one of them being a candy van?
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #1065
                                Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                                NAMBLAbots, roll out.
                                Do those bots have bald spots, thick eye-glasses and thin staches?
                                Originally posted by Ari
                                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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