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  • #991
    Originally posted by Matt View Post
    'Superman 3' went for camp. 'Superman 4:The Quest for Peace' tried to be serious and actually had a decent plot (on paper), but it was hampered by a terrible script, awful casting, and laughable special effects. The only thing that 4 had going for it was arguably Christopher Reeve, who did (in my opinion) some of his best and most earnest acting.
    Sadly it was opposite Nuclear Man.

    Or as I like to call him DURANDURANMAN
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #992
      So we're upset that a teenager rides a skateboard now? NURDRAGERAPE

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      • #993
        Not just any teen.

        Peter Parker is a fucking dork and a basement dweller.

        He is not Tony fucking Hawk, and this is not Police Academy 4.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #994
          We all know damn well that the out of touch screenwriters are going to have a scene where the kid that rides a skateboard and wears a vintage jacket is the outcast. See: Every other fucking movie where the hot teenager that we would all lick the boot of is somehow socially awkward and outcast

          EDIT: Plus Parker is poor as fuck, Aunt May ain't buying him a Huffy

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          • #995
            It's a Gogurt commercial.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #996
              I still love ya, Pete...
              "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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              • #997
                I miss Pete & Pete.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #998
                  Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                  I still love ya, Pete Postlethwaite
                  don't we all.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • #999
                    The unsung hero of Dragonheart.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #1000
                      Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                      THIS COLOSSAL BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE
                      Not sure why but that link fucked my computer in the goat ass. Like froze for 15 seconds and acted wonky till I closed it.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #1001
                        Latino Review is known to rape rapes.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #1002
                          Ok well at least I know I need a shower now. *evidencedownthedrainbrofist*
                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • #1003
                            All of this rape talk reminds me of something in 'Star Trek Online'. Many people had funny names for their ships, but the best name that I ever came across was the 'U.S.S. Rapetrain'. I PM'd the guy and complimented him on the name and he thanked me...apparently it was about 50/50 on the LOVE it/HATE it responses that he got from people.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #1004
                              I'd watch the shit out of that Trek series.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #1005
                                Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                                I'd watch the shit out of that Trek series.
                                Fuck yes.
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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