New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[FilmNerdJamie]

Shocking.

[Captain Russ]

It sucked.

The ladyboy or the movie

/HERPING SO MUCH HE DERPS

[FilmNerdJamie]

The ladyboy or the movie

Can't it be both?

[Captain Russ]

If it were my remake, it'd be like the most fucked up episode of Maury in his-herstory.

[Ed Hocken]

What the hell is there to remake? Is it even possible to pull a Crying Game in this day and age?

Speaking of which, I still don't know how that reveal was that shocking. It was very obvious from the get go.

[Captain Russ]

No need to make it a twist.

Just kick it off with the knowledge and go for the most cringeworthy scenarios you can get past the MPAA.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, if it can be more cringeworthy than Bruno. That's going to be something.

[Timothy225]

What the hell is there to remake? Is it even possible to pull a Crying Game in this day and age?

Speaking of which, I still don't know how that reveal was that shocking. It was very obvious from the get go.

Crying Game fooled my brother all the way through until the reveal, but I caught on about 5 minutes after seeing Dil for the first time.

[Timothy225]

I know all there is to know about double posts... sorry, folks! Pizzaed when I should have french fried!

[B_Metal]

Well I was trying to see if anyone would dogpile it for lulz but nvm.

[Matt]

'Crying Game' caught me off guard, as well as the entire theatrical audience. That was fun.

[Timothy225]

Yours too, B? What is it about our brothers, huh?

[Ed Hocken]

I can say I never had that issue with my brother.

Yes, I've got a brother.

[B_Metal]

Yours too, B? What is it about our brothers, huh?

Lulz, no dick detectors I guess.

[Timothy225]

*Thatgirl'sgotanAdam'sappleandbighandsfist" to B_Metal!