New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Abraham Smashington]

I demand a remake of "Big Girls Don't Cry".

[Captain Russ]

You were a kid. You probably weren't thinking about much else than "I hope they have Sour Patch Kids at this theater."

And that news item? Burn it. Bury at the bottom of the sea. Launch it into the sun. Are they (whoever is in charge of even beginning the cycle of such terrible ideas) trying to incite violence through their flagrant support of such stupidity? (Rhetorical. Of course they are.)

ETA: Do you mean Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even? Because you best not step to this. It has Redhead Rilo Kiley Wizard Girl in it, you bastid.

[Ed Hocken]

Big Girls Don't Cry: THEY GET EVEN

That's all I remember

Speaking of which, when the fuck am I going to get a remake of CAMP NOWHERE?

[Anderson]

Hanna was actually pretty fucking good.

Source Code held up until the ending. That ending stinks of studio involvement.

[Captain Russ]

a remake of CAMP NOWHERE?

That's a classic. Leave it the fuck alone.

MONEY MUD

[Timothy225]

As long as nobody touches the original Meatballs, we're good.

[Captain Russ]

Covering my bases here.

One mention of Heavyweights, and I am banning you.


*not really, but I will be disappointed and then go hide in my pillow fort from the ever-changing world

[FilmNerdJamie]

A Bieber/Kutcher buddy comedy?

How...fitting?

[V]

Covering my bases here.

One mention of Heavyweights, and I am banning you.


*not really, but I will be disappointed and then go hide in Fort Kickass from the ever-changing world

fixed...

[Ed Hocken]

Wet Hot American Summer is both a parody and the pinnacle of R-rated Summer camp comedies.

[Matt]

As long as nobody touches the original Meatballs, we're good.

We're Northstar C.I.T.s so piteous,
The kids are brats, the food is hideous,
We're gonna smoke and drink and fool around,
We're Northstar C.I.Teeeeeeees

Good God I used to watch that movie religiously in the 80s.

[Abraham Smashington]

Big Girls Don't Cry: THEY GET EVEN

That's all I remember

Speaking of which, when the fuck am I going to get a remake of CAMP NOWHERE?

Yep, that's the one. DO EEET

[Ed Hocken]

I'm gonna have to take Russ' word on Camp Nowhere as there is no fucking way I'm going to re-watch that movie.

Even though I remember thinking it was kind of Ehh in the theater.

[Abraham Smashington]

Camp Nowhere was AMAZING as a kid. I WANTED TO GO TO THAT CAMP SOOO BAD.

[V]

Fuck Camp Nowhere...

Camp Krusty FTMFW!