New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[V]

I remember a woman I knew not too long ago when I was still in Florida.

Tanned, exceptionally smart and funny, a bit on the Rubenesque side... drop dead gorgeous with the most amazing green eyes. Moderately wealthy. Truly, a keeper to be sure.

After having brisk and vigorous sex for the better part of the day, she mentioned offhandedly that she thought Dane Cook was hilarious.

I never saw her again.

[Bobby Bear]

The Man™ has principles like you read about.

[B_Metal]

I remember a woman I knew not too long ago when I was still in Florida.

Tanned, exceptionally smart and funny, a bit on the Rubenesque side... drop dead gorgeous with the most amazing green eyes. Moderately wealthy. Truly, a keeper to be sure.

After having brisk and vigorous sex for the better part of the day, she mentioned offhandedly that she thought Dane Cook was hilarious.

I never saw her again.

Proper etiquette I do believe.

[IggytheBorg]

I remember a woman I knew not too long ago when I was still in Florida.

Tanned, exceptionally smart and funny, a bit on the Rubenesque side... drop dead gorgeous with the most amazing green eyes. Moderately wealthy. Truly, a keeper to be sure.

After having brisk and vigorous sex for the better part of the day, she mentioned offhandedly that she thought Dane Cook was hilarious.

I never saw her again.

Obviously, I respect this. Travis McGee would be proud. But she had me at "Rubinesque", and I confess to being a lesser man, in that I may have been able to put up w/ her lousy taste in comedy in exchange for frequent motorboatings and such.

[V]

There are some things I cannot and will not do.

I will not double team a woman if ball-bumping is involved... although the Chinese Finger Trap is kosher.
I will not whistle while I work.
I will not be redundant, I WILL NOT BE REDUNDANT!

and I will not continue to rectally savage a woman who thinks Dane Cook is funny.

[B_Metal]

I agree with you on all of the above except one thing. If I'm in the act of rectally savaging a woman and she even utters Dane Cook's name I will finish the savagery. OH YES I WILL FINISH IT!!!!!

[IggytheBorg]

To each their own. Of course, you did all the rest of us the disservice of ruining her for all other men before you found that out. I think the "matter of Dane Cook" needs to be addressed at the beginning of the 1st date from now on, for all our sakes. Have a little courtesy, man!

[V]

I stand rebuked, sir.

But I will do my best to follow your advice.

[B_Metal]

Lulz. Vin left it looking like an asteroid crashlanded at a beef factory.

[Matt]

and I will not continue to rectally savage a woman who thinks Dane Cook is funny.

I would, no problem. She'd deserve it.

[BillyG]

Dylan Dog looks cool http://www.slashfilm.com/dylan-dog-d...er/#more-99619

[B_Metal]

Concurred. That looks pretty fun.

[V]

Lulz. Vin left it looking like an asteroid crashlanded at a beef factory.

Rep him... nao!

[B_Metal]

I seek only to serve you Lord Vin.

[V]

I seek only to serve you Lord Vin.

Kneel!

*draws sword*

In the name of God, St. Michael and St. George, I give you the right to bear arms and the power to mete justice...

Rise...