New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

This film's release will be your watershed moment.

[Martin]

What the fuck are the zombies gonna eat off a fucking sentient tin can?

They're fucked.

ETA: Sure it can Martin. Don't sell it's stupidity short.

The robots are there to fight the zombies? And you care about plot in a Michael Bay movie?

[Abraham Smashington]

YES. Fuck an Oscar film, give me junk food.

[Captain Russ]

The robots are there to fight the zombies? And you care about plot in a Michael Bay movie?

I never said anything about plot, just the premise is fucking dumb. But the plot will be dumb too.

[Timothy225]

Between Sucker Punch and Battle: Los Angeles, I'm thinking a double feature is in my immediate future. Might throw in Black Death and Kill the Irishman, too.

[Martin]

Those first 2 are on my theater run.

And Black Death is great.

[BillyG]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-t...rnton-m,52288/

Bad Teacher looks brilliant.

[Captain Russ]

If by brilliant you mean trite.

[BillyG]

Looks funny as hell to me. It brought me many lulz.

[Abraham Smashington]

I hate Cameron Diaz. Also, seems very forced. But I love Jason Segal. Goddammit.

[B_Metal]

I'm going with Bill on this one. It could suck but that trailer was funny.

[Captain Russ]

I'll just go watch Bad Santa and save my money and bitterness in their separate jars above the fridge.

[Abraham Smashington]

Solid logic.

[Trejo]

DRIVE ANGRY

So much fun at the start.. and then it sobers up and tries to be serious, completely dropping the fucking ball. Cage is every kind of terrible, but he has a big action scene while screwing a waitress, so it kind of makes up for everything. I'm actually not sure how much of it is Cage trying to be awful in a wink wink way, and how much of it is actually just Nic Cage being a terrible actor, but it's always entertaining. The girl tries too hard to be bad ass, but she does beat the shit out of a naked woman on the street, so it kind of makes up for everything.

IF ONLY THIS MOVIE HADN'T SOBERED UP AND TRIED TO GET SERIOUS

Still, quite enjoyable as a free screening, even if for lots of the wrong reasons.

[B_Metal]

*semisadpanda*