New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Martin]

That sounds like the poor man's Taken.

[Abraham Smashington]

You sound like the poor man's Celine Dion. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[Martin]

YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF BEING BILLY RAY CYRUS'S LEFT TESTICLE

[V]

You sound like the poor man's Celine Dion. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[FilmNerdJamie]

YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF BEING BILLY RAY CYRUS'S LEFT TESTICLE

For a second there, my ADD kicked in. Thought you said Billy Crystal there.

[B_Metal]

So Drive Angry actually looks half way awesome. Hope Cage doesn't burn us again.

[Martin]

For a second there, my ADD kicked in. Thought you said Billy Crystal there.

Glad to have you here!

So Drive Angry actually looks half way awesome. Hope Cage doesn't burn us again.

That's the thing: the man has a success rate of 9%.

[B_Metal]

But that 9% is fucking glorious. So maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe........ Oh who the fuck am I kidding, it's probably going to suck but I don't want it to.

[Matt]

Troy: YAY or NAY on 'The Mechanic'?

[Anderson]

Troy: YAY or NAY on 'The Mechanic'?

Not as good as the original, but Statham makes it work. I liked it and I liked The Eagle.

[Matt]

cool. I've actually heard good things on 'The Mechanic' and I loved the original as well (it's arguably Bronson's best SOLO film, in my opinion). Get this: MY WIFE WANTS TO SEE IT for some reason.

[Anderson]

cool. I've actually heard good things on 'The Mechanic' and I loved the original as well (it's arguably Bronson's best SOLO film, in my opinion). Get this: MY WIFE WANTS TO SEE IT for some reason.

I watched the original at way too young of an age and the scene where the one chick slits her wrists is stuck in my mind forever.

[BillyG]

Think I might watch the original right now.

[Abraham Smashington]

Never have seen the original. Had no idea this new one was a remake.

[V]

Never have seen the original. Had no idea this new one was a remake.

fail.