New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Ben Thomas]

That Hangover trailer is dreadful. Not even a smile, let alone a laugh. I never saw the second one, but frankly the first one wasn't even the best comedy of its year, so I've got nothing invested in this at all. I'll be watching Fast Six that weekend, thank you very much...

[Matt]

Yeah, I think that FAST 6 will destroy H3. Not even close.

[Timothy225]

That Hangover trailer is dreadful. Not even a smile, let alone a laugh. I never saw the second one, but frankly the first one wasn't even the best comedy of its year, so I've got nothing invested in this at all. I'll be watching Fast Six that weekend, thank you very much...

[Captain Russ]

Hangover was fun the first time. Then every time after it sucked. That Spear Shamrock Shake thing looks good.

Fast Six can suck my dick. Tired of that bullshit too.

[gravedigger]

That Hangover trailer is dreadful. Not even a smile, let alone a laugh. I never saw the second one, but frankly the first one wasn't even the best comedy of its year, so I've got nothing invested in this at all. I'll be watching Fast Six that weekend, thank you very much...

If you saw the first one, you saw the second one. There might have been a ladyboy joke or two in the sequel (maybe?) but that would literally be the only difference in the scripts.

[Trejo]

Hangover was fun the first time. Then every time after it sucked. That Spear Shamrock Shake thing looks good.

Fast Six can suck my dick. Because I love getting blown, especially by things that look as good as this. #campingopeningnight

The Hangover 2 was not as funny as Schindler's List, and I see that is the trajectory they are still aiming for here

[B_Metal]

Hangover was fun the first time. Then every time after it sucked. That Spear Shamrock Shake thing looks good.

Fast Six can suck my dick. Tired of that bullshit too.

Da'FUQ?!

[Captain Russ]

I'm tired of it man. I can't praise it because I don't really see the point in it. I'll take other offerings of popcorn fare if given an option. Gimme Pitch Black 3, not Dom Irrera Testarossa Leonard Part 6.

[IggytheBorg]

Troy above Matt. . . THERE'S an image none of us needed.

[Martin]

The Hangover 2 was not as funny as Schindler's List, and I see that is the trajectory they are still aiming for here

Yup... Fucking LOVED the first Hangover. The rest is a studio product.

Da'FUQ?!

Indeed.

I'm tired of it man. I can't praise it because I don't really see the point in it. I'll take other offerings of popcorn fare if given an option. Gimme Pitch Black 3, not Dom Irrera Testarossa Leonard Part 6.

I got TIRED of that series. Like hated it. Until Fast Five. And now, with rumors that Jason Statham is the Big Bad of Fast Seven, with a tie-in to Tokyo Drift, fuck that shit, I'm hooked.

[B_Metal]

I'm tired of it man. I can't praise it because I don't really see the point in it. I'll take other offerings of popcorn fare if given an option. Gimme Pitch Black 3, not Dom Irrera Testarossa Leonard Part 6.

Why can't we have both?

[Martin]

ONLY IF WE GET DIESEL HANDLING THAT LEOPARD.

[Captain Russ]

Why can't we have both?

Because one I actually have a vested interest in seeing, the other I couldn't give a hoot aboot.

Feel free to enjoy them both, for I cannot.

[B_Metal]

I am saddened at this revelation.

#Fo'everHongreh

[Martin]

We still like you despite your obvious weakness, Russ.