New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Gifbombing is alright once in a while. But this round it was run into the ground in record time.

[Martin]

You don't get it Russ. The trick was transforming the thread into something as atrocious as the Kevin Smith atrocity. Concept!

[Anderson]

OZ was pretty good. Disney should've just paid the rights for Wicked and been done with it. But, it works.

Franco feels out of place, but Michelle Williams and Rachel Weisz really dominated.

[Martin]

Having Weisz and Kunis as witches makes me wanna be in there.

[B_Metal]

Gifbombing is alright once in a while. But this round it was run into the ground in record time.

You don't get it Russ. The trick was transforming the thread into something as atrocious as the Kevin Smith atrocity. Concept!

Yeah, this is kind of what I was going for, that and the idea that all of the gif's are reacting to the trailer.

OZ was pretty good. Disney should've just paid the rights for Wicked and been done with it. But, it works.

Franco feels out of place, but Michelle Williams and Rachel Weisz really dominated.

Worth full price or matinee?

[Captain Russ]

If that was the intent, then double boo-urns. Bad enough knowing Smith is still making dreck. I CAN ONLY DRINK SO MUCH TO COPE

[B_Metal]

If that was the intent, then double boo-urns. Bad enough knowing Smith is still making dreck. I CAN ONLY DRINK SO MUCH TO COPE

MORE BOOZE WITH YOUR SQUATS RUSS!!!

Also Sorry bruh.

We hongreh

[Captain Russ]

After the deck squat day I had yesterday, I'm looking forward to tonight's bowl of hooch.

[Anderson]

Yeah, this is kind of what I was going for, that and the idea that all of the gif's are reacting to the trailer.

Worth full price or matinee?

Matinee. Full price only if you're an OZ fan.

[B_Metal]

Good to know. Let me know if you hear anything about GI Joe. The lack of a rating this late is kind of odd and has me leery as to the edit. It just seems late in the game for no rating.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Rating R for the Rock fucks your mother in his sleep.

[B_Metal]

Well of course that's what I'm hoping for. Am I wrong for thinking it odd that there's no rating yet?

[BillyG]

Stoker was good, but not up to anything in the Vengeance Trilogy. Or even Thirst. Matthew Goode is TERRIFYING in it. It has problems though, I mean the "coming of age" ending for Mia Wasikowska just made no sense whatsoever. I tried rationalizing the last 20 minutes of the movie in about 10 different ways and none make sense. So ultimately it's a gorgeous movie with a really good performance (Mia) and an incredible performance (Goode) but is hollow as shit.

[B_Metal]

Rating R for the Rock fucks your mother in his sleep.

That's not what you had originally put. Editing for a cheap laugh? Low brow Jamie, very low brow.

I approve.

[FilmNerdJamie]

The new Kevin Smith animated film has a new trailer out.

Jesus wept....

Figures he would like it.