New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Anderson]

Having seen what I saw...Matt's going to jizz in the cinema later this month.

[Matt]

That has always been a fantasy of mine. Actually, that's pretty much the only one I have left on my list.

[Martin]

Matt, you forgot fucking a girl dressed up as E.T. in a dirty landromat with a band of mariachis in the background. You know, the one whose singer is fixating on your balls as you do it.

[Matt]

Did that one in '94. Overrated.

[Martin]

Mine's is starring a porn parody of Turkish Star Wars.

[Matt]

God, I still get a laugh out of that FAIL DRAFT when I remember how you dropped TURKISH STAR WARS in the final round. After everyone checked it out, you pretty much had unanimous recognition as the winner. Good memories on that draft...lots of hard laughs.

[Anderson]

All kidding aside. The film I can't talk about is really fucking good. Really, really, really fucking good.

[Captain Russ]

I juander which juan

[Abraham Smashington]

All kidding aside. The film I can't talk about is really fucking good. Really, really, really fucking good.

Really? I thought The Three Stooges looked horrendous.

[Captain Russ]

DOHOHOHOHO

[Abraham Smashington]

Bernie.

This looks like it could be pretty entertaining.

[Captain Russ]

Looks like Waxahachie.

[Ben Thomas]

See, Bernie DOES look interesting and the buzz is decent. The reason its ok to like a Jack Black film again? Linklater. Even when he's off, he's pretty good. And when he's on, he's awesome.

[Martin]

God, I still get a laugh out of that FAIL DRAFT when I remember how you dropped TURKISH STAR WARS in the final round. After everyone checked it out, you pretty much had unanimous recognition as the winner. Good memories on that draft...lots of hard laughs.

My buddy at work linked me this.

[Matt]

STARSWAR. Too funny.